A high five to anyone who can figure out where I was and what this is. AND. 17 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
pirarocu, in the Amazon river, with a candle stick.
Things We Need Less of in 2020 4 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Oh, the virus is only phase 3 of the plan, y'all dont even know... wait, do y'all not know? Then hell, I should NOT be telling you,my bad. ... just gonna make you all anxious and there's nothing you can do anyway.
Natalie Portman and Millie Bobby Brown at the same age 4 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Family, I see this and propose it is a sign from God to make a "The professional" sequel. Portman as the well aged and experienced killer Mathilda, Brown as the young girl following too closely in her shoes.
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A high five to anyone who can figure out where I was and what this is. AND. 17 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Well, I remember a Nova or discovery channel story a few years ago about the pirarucu. Giant fish of the flooded Amazon river. But if you say blue macaws were also there I'd have to go with some zoo or tropical gardens as they are now extinct in the wild.
This make my shield up 4 comments
So you are the villan but not superior one 4 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Using the ponytail as scale, her entire forearm, hand included is only 8" long. Whereas, by contrast, using actual inches, my hand from wrist to fingertip is 8 inches.
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Love this 8 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
All you happy people with a significant other need to stop it. Talking about how they make you happy just by existing... that's discrimination... (cries lonely).
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Do you?! 4 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Well, I mean, when she looks so cute in that dress... one can only wonder what she looks like without it. Y'know?
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Seriously, does your job really worth a stupid heroism anyway? 12 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
THIS is the # 1 reason that 30% of gun owners conceal carry. For that slight chance to do what cops & soldiers do with permission... "defend themselves" against armed opponents. Tis why I carry pocket knife and self taught how to kill with one punch.
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Roses are red We stray further from God everyday 13 comments
Roses are red We stray further from God everyday 13 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Except for being underaged, shouldn't this be the "careful, she's a hero" meme format?
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I felt like drawing a marvel-like character and shading a lot, so here we are 27 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
To avoid marvel or DC from claiming you drew one of their characters, just make her hair sandy blonde.
Take one 34 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Please. Do you know how useless virgins are in Hell? Completely! Only fun some demons have is by tossing them into the orgy pit after making genitals invisible and watching frustration. Bored after 2 mins.
I found giving the introverted ones a battle axe and saying "your bullies from all your life are down here. Find them, and there's no consequences for anything you do." Then turn them loose. Wow, just... wow. Puts senior demons to shame. Few months of going all out usually sets them free, transition to purgatory with clear conscious. They become happy little trees.
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I found giving the introverted ones a battle axe and saying "your bullies from all your life are down here. Find them, and there's no consequences for anything you do." Then turn them loose. Wow, just... wow. Puts senior demons to shame. Few months of going all out usually sets them free, transition to purgatory with clear conscious. They become happy little trees.
Damn 20 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Thanks, I dream in multiple dimensions so me and the gang share notes from one side to another. If you're ever in dimension 872, my alter self is named Jeremy and works on rig 59 in the Gulf inland sea where central Texas should be. He has a pretty detailed path mark for explaining I.D. space but it's too much for me. I envy the intellectually Twittered.
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Take one 34 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
I can make due with just the ring. Everything else can be compensated with sufficient intelligence and skill... which I'll use to murder and steal from all Mexican and Columbian drug cartels. Sending fresh souls to my boy exijewa (pronounced "Zjay wah") who brokers them for towels.
Damn 20 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
@guest_ ... you really want to blow their minds? Tell them how the linear progression of time is actually in reverse (effect produces cause) and our little 4d brains evolved to observe it in reverse b/c that's easier for humans to comprehend. That makes us the lucky ones; the other 8 dimensions are still trying to stop time but cant interact with it because its outside their flux range.
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explain 13 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Velma argues "the boys like you more because you dress like a slut, if I wore that outfit and you wore my sweater, Freddy would be drooling on my thigh in under 3 minutes."
Daphne replies "Challenge accepted. Loser has to dress like the winner for a month."
Daphne replies "Challenge accepted. Loser has to dress like the winner for a month."
Also 95,6% of all deaths have been in China. Thought this might be interesting. 14 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Hhhm, born before 1970 have highest risk of death, govt discourages gathering in public, super Tuesday... damned millennials. (Is what people will think but actually is Gen-Xers who hate both old and young).
Vladimir Putin after being elected for his 485783413 term 7 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
I bid the Savage, do not challenge the Putin. He is foretold as you undoing.
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