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Me too 3 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Ok, seeing the argument from THAT angle...
Obligatory hamster eating banana meme 1 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Honestly, short women with guns is more terrifying b/c when he pulls his gun, it's at eye level and Gen-x/y ers will be "do it, I don't give AF"; when she pulls her gun it's at crotch level and I'd be like "YES MA'AM I WILL COMPLY!"
Absolutely incredible 3 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
I want to make a snide comment about witchcraft but it is clearly just badassery and skill and doing so would be disrespectful to such a professional.
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Bring this post to Hot so that more people can see it ! 32 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
TLDR; hey,simple solution... just do whatever Marvel from Iron Man 1 to 2, Don Cheadle looks way better in all the subsequent Iron Man / Avengers films than in IM1. Give the makeup lady from first film the boot. (Lol, no I realize they changed actor; just saying... find someone OTHER THAN HELEN BONHAM CARTER to put on tights & get wet with Jason Momoa. Oooh, crazy idea... cast someone without a past, y'know a NEW person!)
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How to say{FAH-Q} to local and county government for centuries after your death 2 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Engineers can be rebels, but rebels are cool, and engineers aren't cool.... but..no, engineers can work for rebel... that's it. Cooler by association only.
Things We Need Less of in 2020 4 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Oh, the virus is only phase 3 of the plan, y'all dont even know... wait, do y'all not know? Then hell, I should NOT be telling you,my bad. ... just gonna make you all anxious and there's nothing you can do anyway.
Natalie Portman and Millie Bobby Brown at the same age 4 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Family, I see this and propose it is a sign from God to make a "The professional" sequel. Portman as the well aged and experienced killer Mathilda, Brown as the young girl following too closely in her shoes.
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A high five to anyone who can figure out where I was and what this is. AND. 17 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Well, I remember a Nova or discovery channel story a few years ago about the pirarucu. Giant fish of the flooded Amazon river. But if you say blue macaws were also there I'd have to go with some zoo or tropical gardens as they are now extinct in the wild.
This make my shield up 4 comments
So you are the villan but not superior one 4 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Using the ponytail as scale, her entire forearm, hand included is only 8" long. Whereas, by contrast, using actual inches, my hand from wrist to fingertip is 8 inches.
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Love this 8 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
All you happy people with a significant other need to stop it. Talking about how they make you happy just by existing... that's discrimination... (cries lonely).
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Do you?! 4 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Well, I mean, when she looks so cute in that dress... one can only wonder what she looks like without it. Y'know?
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Seriously, does your job really worth a stupid heroism anyway? 12 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
THIS is the # 1 reason that 30% of gun owners conceal carry. For that slight chance to do what cops & soldiers do with permission... "defend themselves" against armed opponents. Tis why I carry pocket knife and self taught how to kill with one punch.
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Roses are red We stray further from God everyday 13 comments
Roses are red We stray further from God everyday 13 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Except for being underaged, shouldn't this be the "careful, she's a hero" meme format?
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I felt like drawing a marvel-like character and shading a lot, so here we are 27 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
To avoid marvel or DC from claiming you drew one of their characters, just make her hair sandy blonde.
Take one 34 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Please. Do you know how useless virgins are in Hell? Completely! Only fun some demons have is by tossing them into the orgy pit after making genitals invisible and watching frustration. Bored after 2 mins.
I found giving the introverted ones a battle axe and saying "your bullies from all your life are down here. Find them, and there's no consequences for anything you do." Then turn them loose. Wow, just... wow. Puts senior demons to shame. Few months of going all out usually sets them free, transition to purgatory with clear conscious. They become happy little trees.
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I found giving the introverted ones a battle axe and saying "your bullies from all your life are down here. Find them, and there's no consequences for anything you do." Then turn them loose. Wow, just... wow. Puts senior demons to shame. Few months of going all out usually sets them free, transition to purgatory with clear conscious. They become happy little trees.
Damn 20 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Thanks, I dream in multiple dimensions so me and the gang share notes from one side to another. If you're ever in dimension 872, my alter self is named Jeremy and works on rig 59 in the Gulf inland sea where central Texas should be. He has a pretty detailed path mark for explaining I.D. space but it's too much for me. I envy the intellectually Twittered.
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Take one 34 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
I can make due with just the ring. Everything else can be compensated with sufficient intelligence and skill... which I'll use to murder and steal from all Mexican and Columbian drug cartels. Sending fresh souls to my boy exijewa (pronounced "Zjay wah") who brokers them for towels.
Damn 20 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
@guest_ ... you really want to blow their minds? Tell them how the linear progression of time is actually in reverse (effect produces cause) and our little 4d brains evolved to observe it in reverse b/c that's easier for humans to comprehend. That makes us the lucky ones; the other 8 dimensions are still trying to stop time but cant interact with it because its outside their flux range.
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