Modern problems require moder solutions.

Dont have to overthrow Chilean govt, just do like Quantum of Solice and provide cheap and abundant water during historic drought in exchange for mineral rights to mine.

41 now, expecting nothing any time soon. Maybe by time I'm 50.

Suicide bombers have been making it REAL difficult to remove the body for years. Just sayin'.

Busha know parkour.

So Mr. ... Kill... ian. Oh, Killian. Ok, well, we're your parole board and think you've done a GREAT job of learning not to murder "innocent" people and would like to offer you early release on a work program where you'll be assigned to council homeless teens about their abusers. Is $85,000 a year good enough to start immediately. Oh, we've even found a mentor for you, his name is Dexter Morgan.

Lucy Liu, she's the only one who stuck with detective and now works with Sherlock Holmes in NY.

Boomers invented the internet, your argument is invalid.

But does the "STAR WARS" t-shirt still fit? Hope you got more to wear and didn't give up on the dark side just cause you got hot.

Stop saying "bullying will NOT be tolerated" in schools and just tell the kids being picked on that if they all team up, they can REALLY hurt the bully... and then let them. Show how democracy actually should work. When they see the rules stop protecting those who take advantage of them, kids will behave more understanding that actions have consequences.

... exist existence on autopilot...

Her entire family will love it.

Upgrade you armor and take quests with high rewards, hoarde coin until the other players die off in plague then woo girls with house, resources and security. If you have enough coin, side party (only attempt if stealth is very high).

Mom, I'm bored! Sorry sweetie, everyone has to stay inside. But I wanna climb a tree. ('_')...

Hey Jules, your baby has a wet raspy cough and skin is slightly bluish. What wet naps do you recommend?

I just want to know where TF this place is that it's this bright at 7:15..

Please show to judge and get your parenting rights revoked as you are clearly a bad influence on your children.

Don't be confused, that wasn't a Chad, sounds like a Derick. Looks like a Chad and can interact seamlessly with them but past trauma has led them to kinder acts of trying to improve those whom Chads target. Appreciate them, they are rare birds. Also known as Judas Chads for sabotaging sneer sessions. Be nice, he's probably wanting someone to talk about his trauma with who won't make fun of him for crying.

Heartbreaking.

This only makes sense if that is Steve Irwin.

Ok, seeing the argument from THAT angle...

Honestly, short women with guns is more terrifying b/c when he pulls his gun, it's at eye level and Gen-x/y ers will be "do it, I don't give AF"; when she pulls her gun it's at crotch level and I'd be like "YES MA'AM I WILL COMPLY!"

That horse is so fake.

I want to make a snide comment about witchcraft but it is clearly just badassery and skill and doing so would be disrespectful to such a professional.