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Help! 10 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Regardless of it being over internet, wear pants. Also, bad 911 operators often forget to ask details so make a cheat card (driving directions not just location, medication taken for such calls, is it safe where caller is calling from, etc)
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Might help some of yall 14 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Women just as horny? LIES! proof: I accept I am a 3 / 10 in looks, but no women 3 / 10 accept me. Desperation is clearly disproportionate to my side.
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I have no idea which pic I’m posting 2 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
I am near tears, this is similar to situation had with female friend whom (upon a time, but more than once) called me to drive her home as was too drunk and "couldn't deal the deal with lezbo wanna be's but dont know it yet." Stayed night to make sure she was ok one time; almost got stabbed bringing OJ to her in bed. (Sigh) FML.
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It solves everything 4 comments
Special thanks to prometheus9876 for the meme idea. Sorry it will get downvoted 2 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Dont have to overthrow Chilean govt, just do like Quantum of Solice and provide cheap and abundant water during historic drought in exchange for mineral rights to mine.
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If the Gods allow it 7 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
To that 24 year old kid... Never underestimate the capacity of a situation to get worse.
If the Gods allow it 7 comments
D I s n e y l I f e 1 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Suicide bombers have been making it REAL difficult to remove the body for years. Just sayin'.
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I think this guy should receive a full pardon 5 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
So Mr. ... Kill... ian. Oh, Killian. Ok, well, we're your parole board and think you've done a GREAT job of learning not to murder "innocent" people and would like to offer you early release on a work program where you'll be assigned to council homeless teens about their abusers. Is $85,000 a year good enough to start immediately. Oh, we've even found a mentor for you, his name is Dexter Morgan.
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Choose one 12 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Lucy Liu, she's the only one who stuck with detective and now works with Sherlock Holmes in NY.
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Agreed 8 comments
Goals! 50kg (110lbs) in 2 years time! 8 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
But does the "STAR WARS" t-shirt still fit? Hope you got more to wear and didn't give up on the dark side just cause you got hot.
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Implement now 9 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Stop saying "bullying will NOT be tolerated" in schools and just tell the kids being picked on that if they all team up, they can REALLY hurt the bully... and then let them. Show how democracy actually should work. When they see the rules stop protecting those who take advantage of them, kids will behave more understanding that actions have consequences.
Im ugly and im proud 3 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Upgrade you armor and take quests with high rewards, hoarde coin until the other players die off in plague then woo girls with house, resources and security. If you have enough coin, side party (only attempt if stealth is very high).
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A tree growing inside an abandoned silo. Life, uh, found a way 3 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Mom, I'm bored! Sorry sweetie, everyone has to stay inside. But I wanna climb a tree. ('_')...
Yep 7 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Hey Jules, your baby has a wet raspy cough and skin is slightly bluish. What wet naps do you recommend?
Seriously who? 15 comments
Queen of the Karens 3 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Please show to judge and get your parenting rights revoked as you are clearly a bad influence on your children.
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Maybe not all Chad's are bad 8 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Don't be confused, that wasn't a Chad, sounds like a Derick. Looks like a Chad and can interact seamlessly with them but past trauma has led them to kinder acts of trying to improve those whom Chads target. Appreciate them, they are rare birds. Also known as Judas Chads for sabotaging sneer sessions. Be nice, he's probably wanting someone to talk about his trauma with who won't make fun of him for crying.
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