Hello! Where else was he going to find Hermoine?

I used to be like that. Got that way by having to adapt to always "hitting myself" at lunch and break. Yup, all the cool kids loved helping me "hit myself", and were super awesome about telling me to stop. Made them laugh.

Cubs & Mets tied for first place.

Anyone who enters a residence for the purpose of burglary should be considered potentially a killer. They came in with you obviously home, absolutely shoot to kill, they dont care if you're in the house and as such are taking the risk of having to kill you to get away. If they brought a weapon, they planned on using it. This is my argument for lethal force against armed robbers; if they have means of lethal force, they forfeit the right to deny it to their potential victims.

Regardless of it being over internet, wear pants. Also, bad 911 operators often forget to ask details so make a cheat card (driving directions not just location, medication taken for such calls, is it safe where caller is calling from, etc)

(Points) : yes.

Women just as horny? LIES! proof: I accept I am a 3 / 10 in looks, but no women 3 / 10 accept me. Desperation is clearly disproportionate to my side.

I am near tears, this is similar to situation had with female friend whom (upon a time, but more than once) called me to drive her home as was too drunk and "couldn't deal the deal with lezbo wanna be's but dont know it yet." Stayed night to make sure she was ok one time; almost got stabbed bringing OJ to her in bed. (Sigh) FML.

Modern problems require moder solutions.

Dont have to overthrow Chilean govt, just do like Quantum of Solice and provide cheap and abundant water during historic drought in exchange for mineral rights to mine.

41 now, expecting nothing any time soon. Maybe by time I'm 50.

Suicide bombers have been making it REAL difficult to remove the body for years. Just sayin'.

Busha know parkour.

So Mr. ... Kill... ian. Oh, Killian. Ok, well, we're your parole board and think you've done a GREAT job of learning not to murder "innocent" people and would like to offer you early release on a work program where you'll be assigned to council homeless teens about their abusers. Is $85,000 a year good enough to start immediately. Oh, we've even found a mentor for you, his name is Dexter Morgan.

Lucy Liu, she's the only one who stuck with detective and now works with Sherlock Holmes in NY.

Boomers invented the internet, your argument is invalid.

But does the "STAR WARS" t-shirt still fit? Hope you got more to wear and didn't give up on the dark side just cause you got hot.

Stop saying "bullying will NOT be tolerated" in schools and just tell the kids being picked on that if they all team up, they can REALLY hurt the bully... and then let them. Show how democracy actually should work. When they see the rules stop protecting those who take advantage of them, kids will behave more understanding that actions have consequences.

... exist existence on autopilot...

Her entire family will love it.

Upgrade you armor and take quests with high rewards, hoarde coin until the other players die off in plague then woo girls with house, resources and security. If you have enough coin, side party (only attempt if stealth is very high).

Mom, I'm bored! Sorry sweetie, everyone has to stay inside. But I wanna climb a tree. ('_')...

Hey Jules, your baby has a wet raspy cough and skin is slightly bluish. What wet naps do you recommend?