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Can I ask for financial support? 1 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
(Scowls intently) My name is Paul, (removes had grenade from pocket, inserts finger into pin ring) what's MY nickname? (Scowls intently)...
Let the noses sniff 19 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
"Cop? Where? Fuuuu. Dude, dont scare me like that. Seriously, they are after me still for... (stares intently as though trying to think creative lie... ) speeding tickets. (Takes out phone and snaps guys picture). You may already be a winner... (walks away w/ girl).
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What did he say? 2 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Misha, I'm you from future, dont go home tonight. Busha found our porn stash.
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Unemployment for billionaires 5 comments
Asking the real questions 3 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Play Jazz, always play jazz. That way the coked up rats are happy and the sober ones leave you alone because they dont want to remember what it was like on the dust.
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Guys only want one thing, and it's AWESOME!! 7 comments
You are not alone 4 comments
A tornado twisted this tree 2 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Trees like elm actually grow from helical strands rather than straight, vertical columns. I've seen root and termite damage kill one strand and leave the others spiraling upwards still green and alive. Terrible for tree health though, good for firewood supply.
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Verified twitter is best twitter 11 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
So, the government also mandates this whole "no culling of the herd to weed out idiots," which i assume you also do not support. (Cocks gun and awaits reply to confirm stupidity of 'twit').
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Imagine the amount of sex during that period 8 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
But baby, look around.. I am DAMNED NEAR the last man on Earth! What? Bring her too, I dont care if you have a girlfriend... hmmm, why are you kiss... oh, Oh, OHHHHHH! so um, hey let me introduce myself, I'm almost the last man on Earth and my specialty is making your girlfriend laugh at me. You 2 want kids with a sense of humor? Wink wink
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Doomguy ftw 7 comments
Imagine the amount of sex during that period 8 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
... now imagine that all the geniuses AND idiot retards came from those same individuals.
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Agreed 8 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Boomers made gen x, ... of which I am.... and those I went to HS with... mmm yes, mistakes
Yes 34 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
I live in a small town adjacent to what I call "drug dealer drive". It is where 3 of the towns known drug dealers live and sell from. Violent crime is rare here though, mainly because town us full of farmers, who all have guns and tractors with a backhoe. Nighttime gunfire us written off as dealing with wild hogs. Cops write traffic tickets; county is famous for a "suicide" in th 70's. Guy shot himself 5 times in the back with bolt action 22 mag rifle. You get the idea.
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Some say he's still seeing stars to this day 2 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
I used to be like that. Got that way by having to adapt to always "hitting myself" at lunch and break. Yup, all the cool kids loved helping me "hit myself", and were super awesome about telling me to stop. Made them laugh.
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What do you mean there's no baseball? 4 comments
Yes 34 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Anyone who enters a residence for the purpose of burglary should be considered potentially a killer. They came in with you obviously home, absolutely shoot to kill, they dont care if you're in the house and as such are taking the risk of having to kill you to get away. If they brought a weapon, they planned on using it. This is my argument for lethal force against armed robbers; if they have means of lethal force, they forfeit the right to deny it to their potential victims.
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Help! 10 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Regardless of it being over internet, wear pants. Also, bad 911 operators often forget to ask details so make a cheat card (driving directions not just location, medication taken for such calls, is it safe where caller is calling from, etc)
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Might help some of yall 14 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Women just as horny? LIES! proof: I accept I am a 3 / 10 in looks, but no women 3 / 10 accept me. Desperation is clearly disproportionate to my side.
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I have no idea which pic I’m posting 2 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
I am near tears, this is similar to situation had with female friend whom (upon a time, but more than once) called me to drive her home as was too drunk and "couldn't deal the deal with lezbo wanna be's but dont know it yet." Stayed night to make sure she was ok one time; almost got stabbed bringing OJ to her in bed. (Sigh) FML.
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