Stan, Kyle, Kenny & ... Butters.

I love how the woman replying is somehow doing so with a Scottish accent. Wwrrroow.

I am an engineer, all of the voices went to the same classes and took the same test, therefore they are also engineers. We collectively solved multiverse transmissivity one(lie) sleepless night(s) and now communicate with multiverse other selves but only when their brain activity is high and my(ours) is low; like when we used to sleep. Head game giod at math is pointless, everything is modeled on computers now. All you need is to be good at data entry and Google results to understand what they mean. For God's (if you believe in such nonsense) sake... don't become an engineer. Drive a tow truck, deal drugs, marry someone with money and mooch, hire a lawyer and sue an engineer because of some minuscule way their design offended you. Sweep the leg. I'm so tired.

God I miss Taco Bell.

RED ALERT! THE IRISH ARE SOBER, I REPEAT! THE IRISH ARE SOBER!

Honestly, of he didn't, someone should have.

If North Korea wants to be taken seriously as military power, they'd be developing THIS rather than nuclear missiles. THEN the world would take notice, and tremble with fear. Until, y'know Japan reacted... (let them fight)

Meh, +1 for t-shirt.

(Scowls intently) My name is Paul, (removes had grenade from pocket, inserts finger into pin ring) what's MY nickname? (Scowls intently)...

"Cop? Where? Fuuuu. Dude, dont scare me like that. Seriously, they are after me still for... (stares intently as though trying to think creative lie... ) speeding tickets. (Takes out phone and snaps guys picture). You may already be a winner... (walks away w/ girl).

Misha, I'm you from future, dont go home tonight. Busha found our porn stash.

Danged alien took ER job! Took-our-jobs!

Play Jazz, always play jazz. That way the coked up rats are happy and the sober ones leave you alone because they dont want to remember what it was like on the dust.

FVCK yeah, that's what we want. That's what we ALL want!

HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN?

Trees like elm actually grow from helical strands rather than straight, vertical columns. I've seen root and termite damage kill one strand and leave the others spiraling upwards still green and alive. Terrible for tree health though, good for firewood supply.

So, the government also mandates this whole "no culling of the herd to weed out idiots," which i assume you also do not support. (Cocks gun and awaits reply to confirm stupidity of 'twit').

But baby, look around.. I am DAMNED NEAR the last man on Earth! What? Bring her too, I dont care if you have a girlfriend... hmmm, why are you kiss... oh, Oh, OHHHHHH! so um, hey let me introduce myself, I'm almost the last man on Earth and my specialty is making your girlfriend laugh at me. You 2 want kids with a sense of humor? Wink wink

Clearly you do not understand how organ transplant works....

... now imagine that all the geniuses AND idiot retards came from those same individuals.