I too know the ire of being force to listen to someone else's belief of noise as "music". Your rights end where those of others begin. As a rule, most streets have a shoulder / parking area between sidewalks and the travel way of between 12 and 14 feet. Allow 1 feet to be inside the travel lane, and 10 feet for travel distance. So if your stereo can be heard more than 25 feet from its source.. IT'S TOO DAMNED LOUD! Heed my warnings young'uns; you dont want to challenge busha driving her 1999 Lincoln blasting out Vrazels Polka band. I put 12 speakers in her car and it can be heard 2 miles away. Oompa, oompa, OOOMMMMPAAAA!

My mother: "You're taking too long. You're making too much of a mess. Can't you just do it faster?"

I think the question everyone should be asking is "if this worked for the Australian wild fires, where are the Covid nude posters?"

Yes, yes I have. I used a 9 inch steak knife also.

Nay as though I must admit, I did a chortle.

Stan, Kyle, Kenny & ... Butters.

I love how the woman replying is somehow doing so with a Scottish accent. Wwrrroow.

I am an engineer, all of the voices went to the same classes and took the same test, therefore they are also engineers. We collectively solved multiverse transmissivity one(lie) sleepless night(s) and now communicate with multiverse other selves but only when their brain activity is high and my(ours) is low; like when we used to sleep. Head game giod at math is pointless, everything is modeled on computers now. All you need is to be good at data entry and Google results to understand what they mean. For God's (if you believe in such nonsense) sake... don't become an engineer. Drive a tow truck, deal drugs, marry someone with money and mooch, hire a lawyer and sue an engineer because of some minuscule way their design offended you. Sweep the leg. I'm so tired.

God I miss Taco Bell.

RED ALERT! THE IRISH ARE SOBER, I REPEAT! THE IRISH ARE SOBER!

Honestly, of he didn't, someone should have.

If North Korea wants to be taken seriously as military power, they'd be developing THIS rather than nuclear missiles. THEN the world would take notice, and tremble with fear. Until, y'know Japan reacted... (let them fight)

Meh, +1 for t-shirt.

(Scowls intently) My name is Paul, (removes had grenade from pocket, inserts finger into pin ring) what's MY nickname? (Scowls intently)...

"Cop? Where? Fuuuu. Dude, dont scare me like that. Seriously, they are after me still for... (stares intently as though trying to think creative lie... ) speeding tickets. (Takes out phone and snaps guys picture). You may already be a winner... (walks away w/ girl).

Misha, I'm you from future, dont go home tonight. Busha found our porn stash.

Danged alien took ER job! Took-our-jobs!

Play Jazz, always play jazz. That way the coked up rats are happy and the sober ones leave you alone because they dont want to remember what it was like on the dust.

FVCK yeah, that's what we want. That's what we ALL want!