What you think you look like and what you actually look like 1 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
I do wish. Preference to be feared rather than adored. The respect is less fleeting.
You are known 14 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Once again @guest_ marvelous reply, but I do hate you for always getting to the common point I would raise before I even read the OC. Onward regardless...
Police, like most civil employees are salary paid, meaning as long as they do their 40 hours a week, they're paid the same if the trian in a police station ... or outside Parliament. Learning how to quietly and accurately film a protest can either be done whilst dodging flying, flaming bottles.. or lewd glances of persons slightly miffed at your presence. I'd rather Evidence Collection practice on you all especially if, God forbid... someone started shooting at protesters, the building, or police. As guest_ noted, the evidence, once collected an in existence can be used to vindicate the innocent, convict the guilty, and train the future responders.
Police, like most civil employees are salary paid, meaning as long as they do their 40 hours a week, they're paid the same if the trian in a police station ... or outside Parliament. Learning how to quietly and accurately film a protest can either be done whilst dodging flying, flaming bottles.. or lewd glances of persons slightly miffed at your presence. I'd rather Evidence Collection practice on you all especially if, God forbid... someone started shooting at protesters, the building, or police. As guest_ noted, the evidence, once collected an in existence can be used to vindicate the innocent, convict the guilty, and train the future responders.
Holy self awareness 6 comments
She's the ram 3 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Reminds me of a 4'3" paramedic we used to work with. One bad, I mean BAD wreck only way to get to driver was to hoist her up onto side of the rig & her shimmy through drivers window. Stabilized driver, 45 mins to cut truck apart to get them both out. Dude lived, barely, maybe 3 liters blood loss. If she wasn't that small, that guys family would have ended up at funeral rather than hospital. Praise the little ones, they'll get you out of tight spots. Personally I'm hoping she did as dreamed & went to be doctor.
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Hulk was Savage about fruit pies 6 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
I too know the ire of being force to listen to someone else's belief of noise as "music". Your rights end where those of others begin. As a rule, most streets have a shoulder / parking area between sidewalks and the travel way of between 12 and 14 feet. Allow 1 feet to be inside the travel lane, and 10 feet for travel distance. So if your stereo can be heard more than 25 feet from its source.. IT'S TOO DAMNED LOUD! Heed my warnings young'uns; you dont want to challenge busha driving her 1999 Lincoln blasting out Vrazels Polka band. I put 12 speakers in her car and it can be heard 2 miles away. Oompa, oompa, OOOMMMMPAAAA!
Facts may be triggering 11 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
I once was saying in a hotel in Bastrop, Texas and the best thing on TV was a spanish dubbed Star Trek (original). Dude doing Scotty hit the accent PERFECTLY and in full Spanish language. Funniest thing I've EVER seen / heard.
Demolishing a bank vault 4 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
My mother: "You're taking too long. You're making too much of a mess. Can't you just do it faster?"
Won't somebody please think of the koali?! 8 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
I think the question everyone should be asking is "if this worked for the Australian wild fires, where are the Covid nude posters?"
30-50 feral hogs 38 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
According to several field cams I have out at farm, there is 1 pack of 14, second pack of 8, third pack of 3... and each has at least 1 member over 250 lbs (that's a hog 2 feet (0.61M) in diameter) and ~4ft (1.3M) long with tusks 4in+ (10cm+). ... and they cannibalize their dead.
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Facts may be triggering 11 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
I love how the woman replying is somehow doing so with a Scottish accent. Wwrrroow.
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Trust me, I am engineer 5 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
I am an engineer, all of the voices went to the same classes and took the same test, therefore they are also engineers. We collectively solved multiverse transmissivity one(lie) sleepless night(s) and now communicate with multiverse other selves but only when their brain activity is high and my(ours) is low; like when we used to sleep. Head game giod at math is pointless, everything is modeled on computers now. All you need is to be good at data entry and Google results to understand what they mean. For God's (if you believe in such nonsense) sake... don't become an engineer. Drive a tow truck, deal drugs, marry someone with money and mooch, hire a lawyer and sue an engineer because of some minuscule way their design offended you. Sweep the leg. I'm so tired.
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You know it's biblical when 1 comments
And then everybody clapped 6 comments
Average tiddy goth gf (featuring dirty mirror, i know) 52 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Just to clarify for the Americans about to panic regarding the avg of 80C; that's 80 centimeters C-cup = 32 inches C-cup. You have to be explicit or they'll go googling 80 inch boobs. (Shivers - which I have seen. Shivers with fear; never be an EMT, you'll see things, unforgettable things)
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Guys only want one thing, and it's AWESOME!! 7 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
If North Korea wants to be taken seriously as military power, they'd be developing THIS rather than nuclear missiles. THEN the world would take notice, and tremble with fear. Until, y'know Japan reacted... (let them fight)
Verified twitter is best twitter 11 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
As a taxpayer, the govt won't kill you for failing to be vaccinated. They'll just tax you close to death by affecting your "living wage".
Doomguy ftw 7 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Have you NEVER seen any episode of "Bones"? CSI? Any medi-drama / cop show?
Can I ask for financial support? 1 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
(Scowls intently) My name is Paul, (removes had grenade from pocket, inserts finger into pin ring) what's MY nickname? (Scowls intently)...
Let the noses sniff 19 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
"Cop? Where? Fuuuu. Dude, dont scare me like that. Seriously, they are after me still for... (stares intently as though trying to think creative lie... ) speeding tickets. (Takes out phone and snaps guys picture). You may already be a winner... (walks away w/ girl).
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