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Mountain lions moving back into boulder during lockdown 2 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Local cougars in your area are looking to hook up.
Next year is gonna be my year 2 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
41 years, gotten nothing and still expecting nothing. Lost ALL hope in humanity. Now sowing seeds of apocalypse and hastening the fall of mankind. It only took 1 woman to be a good wingman "person" and jump on the "weird but nice guy" grenade; how is that home haircut going? Ready for me to destroy Target and Victoria's Secret? What's next? Flower shops burned in riots? Michael's and hobby lobby remain closed because not "essential"? Worse... super summer humidity AND you're going back to church with all those women you hate!
Hey, I've seen this movie! 4 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
I'm doing a direct hit Cat 3 on Galveston Sept 24 - 26 which has been on the books since Feb 12th. Check your damn calendar. Ooh, um... November? Anyone object to making election riots extra spicy?
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Looking forward to October 16 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Silly children, you think they mean ONE parallel universe clone... there are hundreds within reach of THIS earth. Wait til you meet the ones from AU1474, where planet is 1.3x Earth grav, 18% oxygen but cold as hell. They'll be like Gods here, as long as the temp is less than 45 degrees F.
I thought this comment deserved its own entry (not mine) 6 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
A-cups matter.
Fishy Fun Day #22: Guessing Game Edition 31 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Is a swimmy boi that looks like a rock and kills you if step on it walking coral reef.
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Bourne again 13 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
About 6 years ago (age 35) I really just gave up trying to be happy and decided to be busy instead. Have been suicidal numerous time starting at age 16, tried and failed several methods. Latest was called suicide by steak, where I was barely exercising and trying to eat out several times a week (enter quarantine)... TLDW... I've decided that if I ever get properly suicidal again, I'm instead going to turn full Dexter Morgan / Punisher / Equalizer B/c I feel the world needs someone like that.
Thats tuff 3 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Need to find a way to include Jamie Bamber.
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You might be a redneck 2 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
I am concerned about the delusional stability of that rule. But cant argue if it is correct, as to whose right calf tape measure tattoo caught the fish.
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Its time 3 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
"If"?
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Future complicated 4 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Baby should be proud. Mommy is the only Hollywood Actress in the whole of the US who moved to Canada after Trump was elected. Kept her word.
A new hope? 2 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
I have enough to make several women happy.
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French Firefighters in the streets of Paris protesting against the government's 4 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Might be the only time in history aside fro Jean Claude Van Damme that some points and says with a straight face... "look, just, dont mess with the Frenchie. I worry they may get violent".
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You are a Pirate....name your ship ! 13 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
NAPSTER - for my love of stealing sleep
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Samuel Lipoff studied at Harvard, obviously 8 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Yes! Decry his superior intellect aloud good sir, shout it until the world is aware.
Close call, claire 3 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Jesus Christ, somebody help her, send thoughts and prayers! Thoughts and prayers people!
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Samuel Lipoff studied at Harvard, obviously 8 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
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25% of the entire population! 4 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
And yet do we see any burning cars at this protest. Yes, "protest"... not "riot".
They can't keep getting away with it 2 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
You DO realize that the pentagram was originally a symbol of protection and spiritual awareness? No?
History repeats itself 6 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Um, (consider mentioning that "color" is a racist term and should use "continental area of ancestral origin" instead)... no, nvm
The man. The myth. The legend 9 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Is it still too soon to talk about a new Iron Man?
What you think you look like and what you actually look like 1 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
I do wish. Preference to be feared rather than adored. The respect is less fleeting.
You are known 14 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Once again @guest_ marvelous reply, but I do hate you for always getting to the common point I would raise before I even read the OC. Onward regardless...
Police, like most civil employees are salary paid, meaning as long as they do their 40 hours a week, they're paid the same if the trian in a police station ... or outside Parliament. Learning how to quietly and accurately film a protest can either be done whilst dodging flying, flaming bottles.. or lewd glances of persons slightly miffed at your presence. I'd rather Evidence Collection practice on you all especially if, God forbid... someone started shooting at protesters, the building, or police. As guest_ noted, the evidence, once collected an in existence can be used to vindicate the innocent, convict the guilty, and train the future responders.
Holy self awareness 6 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
"History, is a lie, agreed upon" - Napoleon Bonaparte
She's the ram 3 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Reminds me of a 4'3" paramedic we used to work with. One bad, I mean BAD wreck only way to get to driver was to hoist her up onto side of the rig & her shimmy through drivers window. Stabilized driver, 45 mins to cut truck apart to get them both out. Dude lived, barely, maybe 3 liters blood loss. If she wasn't that small, that guys family would have ended up at funeral rather than hospital. Praise the little ones, they'll get you out of tight spots. Personally I'm hoping she did as dreamed & went to be doctor.
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