We miss you Dr. Cox.

Red vs Blue vs The Empire. (Special guests: Project Freelancer)

Thank you for this ultimate low effort meme. This made me chortle.

This HAS to be an old picture, there is a plastic coffee cup with a STRAW in it, so 2010.

FORTY... ONE YEARS! on plus side, I AM immortal... for how do you kill, that which does not live?

Now THAT is evolution! Adapting to be less likely to be picked by most prevalent predator.

mmm shai hulud.

I may be in love. Or traumatized, ... both? Sweetie? Yes, I'm told it's both.

I may be in love. Or traumatized, ... both? Sweetie? Yes, I'm told it's both.

I love that this is the most serious sort of question you can derive from that combination of people.

No... thats... not how that works.for the moons to be that far apart, Jupiter would have to be within the orbit of Mars. Oh wait.. its 2020, nope, is ok.

The forehead make me think of... Elizabeth Swan... stirrings.

Ah-Winga men of the jungle

Local cougars in your area are looking to hook up.

41 years, gotten nothing and still expecting nothing. Lost ALL hope in humanity. Now sowing seeds of apocalypse and hastening the fall of mankind. It only took 1 woman to be a good wingman "person" and jump on the "weird but nice guy" grenade; how is that home haircut going? Ready for me to destroy Target and Victoria's Secret? What's next? Flower shops burned in riots? Michael's and hobby lobby remain closed because not "essential"? Worse... super summer humidity AND you're going back to church with all those women you hate!

I'm doing a direct hit Cat 3 on Galveston Sept 24 - 26 which has been on the books since Feb 12th. Check your damn calendar. Ooh, um... November? Anyone object to making election riots extra spicy?

Silly children, you think they mean ONE parallel universe clone... there are hundreds within reach of THIS earth. Wait til you meet the ones from AU1474, where planet is 1.3x Earth grav, 18% oxygen but cold as hell. They'll be like Gods here, as long as the temp is less than 45 degrees F.

A-cups matter.

Is a swimmy boi that looks like a rock and kills you if step on it walking coral reef.

About 6 years ago (age 35) I really just gave up trying to be happy and decided to be busy instead. Have been suicidal numerous time starting at age 16, tried and failed several methods. Latest was called suicide by steak, where I was barely exercising and trying to eat out several times a week (enter quarantine)... TLDW... I've decided that if I ever get properly suicidal again, I'm instead going to turn full Dexter Morgan / Punisher / Equalizer B/c I feel the world needs someone like that.

Need to find a way to include Jamie Bamber.