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Incredible Elastigirl Cosplay by Lika Bem 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
The mask?
The Sunpod -- keeping creeps away since 1985 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Hear a shrill sound as you lay top less in tanning bubble... look around to see mean girls from street drilling into lock and ripping it open, tear away your bikini and push you back inside nude, drilling screws into the bubble to force it closed. You are trapped. They drag bubble down the slope to a lawn mower and trailer and proceed to parade you around town as Miss Covid Nude-teen. Internet famous.
Not sure how he recovered his baton there 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
The powers of the sith are those which some consider... unnatural.
Anon finds what he needs 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Closet demon is psychic and tired of your bitching.
Anon finds what he needs 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Closet demon is psychic and tired of your bitching.
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144p 23 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Honestly, as long as the actor feels right for it, and the writing staff is quality, I can get behind almost any change. I like the new "Jimmy" on Supergirl, Kid Flash, not Hawk Girl... whole storyline, just... no. But Heimdal, yes. If you're going to change a fundamental characteristic of a character, rewrite the whole thing for the actor appropriate to play THAT character. Scooby-Doo should NOT be A chihuahua, Shaggy should NOT resemble Dexter Morgan, and Freddy should NOT be Amish. Either do minor tweaks to show a new side to the old character or burn it to the ground and let the zombies run full speed.
Missing death by inches! 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
My God, that's Jason Bourne.
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Anon recalls past trauma 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
I had to change bedrooms as kid to one with a lower window and start putting a board under the doorknob to stop me from sleepwalking out the house. Farthest I ever made was about a mile, woke up on shoulder of highway cause stepped on something cut my foot. Limped back home mix of walking on pavement and grass ditch at 2 AM.
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144p 23 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
@guest... I really hate to do this... but according to VERY popular, and RECENT tests, one should "Never underestimate the ability of a situation to get worse" (see March to July 2020 as reference material). In 5 years we may look back on third film the way we do Star Wars prequels, as "better by comparison".
Lest ye forget the social trend of replacing red heads with persons of color and intellectual Caucasians with "alternate sexual orientation" or "differently abled". Live version # 6, Daphne is played by Kumail Nanjiani in drag... and Velma is Idris Elba as a paraplegic in a wheelchair with hentai addiction, married to a waifu pillow of Klein from SAO. What terrifies me... is that my vision of this future hell... may not be as bad as reality comes.
My sleep does not bring pleasant dreams.
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Ass hooker 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Sure, but min is not canon, therfore equvalent to poodoo. I've been writing a canonical story for about 2 years. If Rogue One was episode 3.95 (because led directly to Ep 4) then mine is 4.7.
Ass hooker 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Anakin shucks the Jedi lifestyle after being told "you're on this council, but you're no Master" AND Askoa getting booted for treason, then decides "y'know, im going to investigate the war myself" ... finds out Palpatine is boss sith lickety split, Padme defends Palpy... Anakin says she's blinded by him, she turns him over to Jedi after he tries to kill Palpatine, he goes on the run, Asoka finds him, they confront Dooku together who admits Palpatine is sith lord before defeat, Anakin takes command of CIS fleet, kidnaps Palpatine but also frames him as real Sith Leader, kills him, lays blame on Dooku / Grevious, strikes down CIS leadership, ends war, tell Jedi "eat shab" when offered to reinstate him & Ashoka... lives their lives as pod racers on Corellia. Obi-Wan babysits when mum & dad want time off.
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Anon breaks up with gangbanged gf 9 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
But.. and listen to me on this... she's already done one gang bang and admitted this while drunk... thus she has a sexual past considered socially worse than his and surely the way to make amends is to have her stand outside while he has a gang bang with all her girlfriends.
Then they're even...
Also, why aren't girlfriends asking what guys were at her gang bang? "Was MY man there?" Wwas it a straight gang bang or maybe her girlfriends doth protest too much? If so... then how is she NOT wife-y material?
I laughed more at it than I should have 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Eh?
Selkie/sealwoman statue in Mikladalur, Faroe Islands 12 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Given anything public, someone will feel butthurt. I like it though. "Women of the sea" are a long told story of mariners. Wonder why..
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Selkie/sealwoman statue in Mikladalur, Faroe Islands 12 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
That would be a really neat photo, model next to statue painted to match.
Shut up please 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
It is truly bizarre how their name is so often "Karen"... actually Karen!
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Selkie/sealwoman statue in Mikladalur, Faroe Islands 12 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Must visit / see before someone declares it offensive.
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Yoda, whom is a freak 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
What? You don speak Latin cajun creole rednek?
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Anon has a Dream 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
I'm actually allergic to fun smoking substance, this is literally straight out of my head.
Anon has a Dream 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Solar cycle 25 kicking off has me dreaming in alternate dimensions, again. You might be same. Alternate version of you lost her, mental state so high it transcended dimensions to "like minded" receiver. Those worlds are so close to ours, is why we have deja vu. No guarantee it'll happen the same way, but there is a chance... act upon it if you want to assure your outcome is different.
Canada ran out of street names 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
We have a residential area North of Byran, TX with "this way", "that way", and "which way" as roads.
Probably 18 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
12 hour gym only. The other 12 hours its a dungeon. "RUN you wimpy maggot! If you want to kiss my feet you better work up a sweat" "Yes, Mistress" (now ask yourself, regular gym or dungeon).
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Nraposting 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Ha, I survived revolver with 6 bullets, pulling the trigger 6 times, finding 6 duds. Learned about statistics & the odds. Not so bad when ammo is 40 year old, black powder. 14 rounds in case to start, 11 duds total, meaning if I'd reloaded once, wouldn't be a loser at Russian roulette. Was 16 at time, still feel like a loser.
How'd you get like that? 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
President Donald Trump has challenged you to Death Match. Winner gets to rule other country until Jan 20, 2021; loser dies!. No holds barred. Please help us ...
Polandball 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Polish ancestry on mothers side, but I hate to tell byyou... THAT is not a Poland-ball, it's an Indonesia-ball. Poland white over red, Indonesia red over white.
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