I can't believe something this impressive exists on earth! 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Dude, dude, dude... there is one of these in Germany... NO.. SPEED... LIMIT.
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Teach a man to fish 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
@ funkmasterrex ... NO, for it to be considered "fishing" you are required to stab the fish in the face. None of that ... passive detention of Pisces.
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Just shut up, guys 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Whoever wins will have a "medical incident" before January 1 and VP incumbent will be sworn in instead. (Its only conspiracy theory if it DOESNT happen).
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You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel 1 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
This pleases me, as this Paul is both sarcastically awesome and MY first name.
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Be careful what you wish for 1 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Reading this strangely makes me think of Candace and her mom in the car and and she mentions "killing 31,646 people is the same greenhouse effect as planting 20 million trees." So... in effect, 200,000 covid19 deaths equates to ~ 127 million trees.
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Anon goes on a date 9 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Well, technically... since it ended with HER taking his virginity.. it's not gay; just bi. ... and since result was positive.. no fault nor harm. Gym bro may have boundary issues though.
Anon goes on a date 9 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Well, technically... since it ended with HER taking his virginity.. it's not gay; just bi. ... and since result was positive.. no fault nor harm. Gym bro may have boundary issues though.
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Teach a man to fish 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Great, now I know that if I'm stranded somewhere , all I need to fish is an aluminum can, some kind of string and a FRICKIN' PAIR OF PLIERS to cut out the hook shape.
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hmmmm 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
They're actually here to help him "organize*" his gaming system, records / CDs, and vintage concert t-shirts. * in truth this means sell online, throw out cause they're 'worthless', and burn because 'that was your past, I'm your future...'
True 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I have long proposed... "everyone can carry a six-shooter, in a hip holster, as long as it it openly visible and has a safety. First 3 must be rubber bullets, hollowpoints to follow. If a business post 'no firearms allowed; that's OK, its their choice, leave it in the car."
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Wait, how many vag*nas am I suppose to have? 1 comments
Anon solves global warming 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
We do NOT allow that Dr. Who shite in THIS reality. Sun = hot, that's it!
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Abolishing all clocks 1 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
So tired, I'm done with work for the day.(walks to door) BOSS: woah, hey wait a sun shade, there's still daylight, get back to that desk. ME: the sunlight coming in the window is orange so its getting late. BOSS: LOL, actually thats the street lamp, sun set like 4 hours ago... see you at dawn!
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Is the universe cruel or amazing if I'm a lil on the chubby side and live in infinite pi? 2 comments
Remarkable serious bizarre Tarsier 8 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
TS Alpha, minor drizzly girl in Portugal, live & die same hour. TS beta... wrecking Texas gulf coast for days, feet of rain, now marching inland for further devastation. Betas are the real destroyers... THEY know Alphas are just loudmouths. Betas bring the storm.
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nice 16 comments
Dusty inoffensive Rabbit 10 comments
Dusty inoffensive Rabbit 10 comments
10 cents a bottle 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
12 - 16 ounce (volume) aluminum cans weigh 0.5 ounces (avg). Thus 32 cans make ~ 1 pound. Highest I've ever seen recycling prices for aluminum cans was 64 cents ( ~ $0.02 per can, and that was years ago). You're saying 5 times that here?
Oot n aboot 8 comments
It's Watermelon Tourmaline, Marie. Gotdam 6 comments
First tank compared to most recent tank 1 comments
