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Husband of the Year Award goes to . . 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
All y'all assuming that the "wife" carrying the beer is a woman... wake up world; they drinking beer whilst holding umbrella is the "wifey".
This old gif 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Right leg lifted = clockwise spin, left leg lifted = counterclockwise spin. Middle is too jerky to be able to tell so I say she's drunk on Schordingers and is spinning both ways until measured.
Cavern Guy has the Death Note 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Example: you were supposed to be killed by a car at 5 pm today. Instead, car owner has heart attack & wrecks before killing you. Fate must now apportion life span from driver to death dealer whom killed them, but also to you (with you taking first taste). If death dealer then kills you, they get that as well. What sucks for normal people is, you only benefit if you are a death dealer or associated to them (contracted at end of life to become DD). NOTHING buys you more days whilst alive.
Cavern Guy has the Death Note 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Death dealers can influence fate by lending a person life years or helping them "cheat" death, if but for a time. This is generally frowned upon but not regulated, as it is some of the only entertainment afforded such beings who otherwise don't give a duck.
Cavern Guy has the Death Note 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
.. any action you take which results in a PERSON dying prior to the percribed time of death in the main book of fates is yours to use or trade as you wish. Caveat: only some people have "fated" times of death and most of these are "persons of destiny" (i.e. people whom have some advantage gifted upon them to success or fame). Most regular people are so close to death at any given moment that keeping track of them is pointless.
I can't believe something this impressive exists on earth! 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Dude, dude, dude... there is one of these in Germany... NO.. SPEED... LIMIT.
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Teach a man to fish 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
@ funkmasterrex ... NO, for it to be considered "fishing" you are required to stab the fish in the face. None of that ... passive detention of Pisces.
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Just shut up, guys 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Whoever wins will have a "medical incident" before January 1 and VP incumbent will be sworn in instead. (Its only conspiracy theory if it DOESNT happen).
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You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
This pleases me, as this Paul is both sarcastically awesome and MY first name.
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Be careful what you wish for 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Reading this strangely makes me think of Candace and her mom in the car and and she mentions "killing 31,646 people is the same greenhouse effect as planting 20 million trees." So... in effect, 200,000 covid19 deaths equates to ~ 127 million trees.
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Anon goes on a date 9 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Well, technically... since it ended with HER taking his virginity.. it's not gay; just bi. ... and since result was positive.. no fault nor harm. Gym bro may have boundary issues though.
Anon goes on a date 9 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Well, technically... since it ended with HER taking his virginity.. it's not gay; just bi. ... and since result was positive.. no fault nor harm. Gym bro may have boundary issues though.
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Teach a man to fish 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Great, now I know that if I'm stranded somewhere , all I need to fish is an aluminum can, some kind of string and a FRICKIN' PAIR OF PLIERS to cut out the hook shape.
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hmmmm 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
They're actually here to help him "organize*" his gaming system, records / CDs, and vintage concert t-shirts. * in truth this means sell online, throw out cause they're 'worthless', and burn because 'that was your past, I'm your future...'
True 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
I have long proposed... "everyone can carry a six-shooter, in a hip holster, as long as it it openly visible and has a safety. First 3 must be rubber bullets, hollowpoints to follow. If a business post 'no firearms allowed; that's OK, its their choice, leave it in the car."
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When a $300k video wall in Las Vegas decides to fall down 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Covid 19 saves lives from tragedy yet again.
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Wait, how many vag*nas am I suppose to have? 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Things were different in 2009... simpler times...
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Anon solves global warming 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
We do NOT allow that Dr. Who shite in THIS reality. Sun = hot, that's it!
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Abolishing all clocks 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
So tired, I'm done with work for the day.(walks to door) BOSS: woah, hey wait a sun shade, there's still daylight, get back to that desk. ME: the sunlight coming in the window is orange so its getting late. BOSS: LOL, actually thats the street lamp, sun set like 4 hours ago... see you at dawn!
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Is the universe cruel or amazing if I'm a lil on the chubby side and live in infinite pi? 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Did you just assume their rationality? SQRT(-1)...
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Remarkable serious bizarre Tarsier 8 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
TS Alpha, minor drizzly girl in Portugal, live & die same hour. TS beta... wrecking Texas gulf coast for days, feet of rain, now marching inland for further devastation. Betas are the real destroyers... THEY know Alphas are just loudmouths. Betas bring the storm.
nice 16 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
May your neighbor's children receive a drum set for Christmas.
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Booba 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
She glance at me with her smaller eye...
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Dusty inoffensive Rabbit 10 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
As a Texan, my life goal is to try my best to be more like Australia.
Dusty inoffensive Rabbit 10 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
As a Texan, my life goal is to try my best to be more like Australia.