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In thirty years, it'll just be an empty case for $2,999.95 4 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Remove software
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Edited 3 years ago
Common sense, infidel 23 comments
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Welp 19 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Producers walking into writers office "Show Jason Momoa's dick! If they boycot because of Amber Heard, we'll make their girlfriends and wives demand to see the film."
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All t*tties 8 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Boobs are like puppies (hence the nickname "sweater puppies"). They are warm, soft, cute & cuddly, always receptive to kisses, smallies require more tender care and cupping with warm palm of hand. Chonky puppers are more likely to hurt you whilst playing and are more at home running free in open environment.
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This was neat fun. 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
First comment, as an American... 1 vote for U.K. ... they're classic riffs, how can you not?
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The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
The will of the people need to full stop at stop signs and quit Jay walking in the middle of the street!
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Texas has the best convenience stores! 4 comments
Texas has the best convenience stores! 4 comments
Yes 5 comments
The trauma didn't make you kind. [The spear that would not break] 41 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
If the trauma made you kind, why do we not allow parents to spank their children; why am I not allowed to throat punch an asshole; don't you want a kinder world... spread the niceness, pass the bitchslap around.
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Day 34, nevada reaches 78% vote count 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
The slow pace is due to the fact that, anytime someone got good at counting things the gaming commission would ban them from participation.
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What an interesting predicament 8 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
... and how much are the taxes as a percentage of your wage? B. What is your annual wage? C. How many jobs of that type are currently open in Denmark?
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The thing about numbers, is 24 comments
Husband of the Year Award goes to . . 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
All y'all assuming that the "wife" carrying the beer is a woman... wake up world; they drinking beer whilst holding umbrella is the "wifey".
This old gif 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Right leg lifted = clockwise spin, left leg lifted = counterclockwise spin. Middle is too jerky to be able to tell so I say she's drunk on Schordingers and is spinning both ways until measured.
Cavern Guy has the Death Note 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Example: you were supposed to be killed by a car at 5 pm today. Instead, car owner has heart attack & wrecks before killing you. Fate must now apportion life span from driver to death dealer whom killed them, but also to you (with you taking first taste). If death dealer then kills you, they get that as well. What sucks for normal people is, you only benefit if you are a death dealer or associated to them (contracted at end of life to become DD). NOTHING buys you more days whilst alive.
Cavern Guy has the Death Note 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Death dealers can influence fate by lending a person life years or helping them "cheat" death, if but for a time. This is generally frowned upon but not regulated, as it is some of the only entertainment afforded such beings who otherwise don't give a duck.
Cavern Guy has the Death Note 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
.. any action you take which results in a PERSON dying prior to the percribed time of death in the main book of fates is yours to use or trade as you wish. Caveat: only some people have "fated" times of death and most of these are "persons of destiny" (i.e. people whom have some advantage gifted upon them to success or fame). Most regular people are so close to death at any given moment that keeping track of them is pointless.
I can't believe something this impressive exists on earth! 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Dude, dude, dude... there is one of these in Germany... NO.. SPEED... LIMIT.
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Teach a man to fish 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
@ funkmasterrex ... NO, for it to be considered "fishing" you are required to stab the fish in the face. None of that ... passive detention of Pisces.
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