In thirty years, it'll just be an empty case for $2,999.95 4 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Insert needle into arm (powered by blood). Do you want the Matrix, 'cause that's how you get the Matrix.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Welp 19 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
(Pondering...) may I suggest instead, and this is sincere so hear me out first... in the interest of all parties involved... she could .. .. switch to doing porn? I mean.. advances her career, people won't be paying to see her films, Depp gets vindicated. Only those whom WANT to see her will download... and she could do some really skeevy, b-movie rated stuff circa the 1980s, Porky's revenge of the revenge.
After all this is over 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I have one ye olde timey massaging vibrator which has, and requires, two hand holds to use. Literally used to vibrate a concrete form once.
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So true mate 16 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
@xvarnah bold of you to assume that ANY anime harem would be limited to only one of two genders.
Clop clop motherf*cker 4 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Wait... is that ... music?? Oh dear God... Thats Two Steps From Hell... "Hussars! CHARGE!"
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Edited 3 years ago
Holy like 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
He is a man of the people, who understands their minds and hearts. Also, its a "like" for a neighbor to Argentina (his homeland) in the year of covid & US elections... let the man have it. Maybe he'll say a prayer and we get carnival back next year.
Common sense, infidel 23 comments
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Welp 19 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Producers walking into writers office "Show Jason Momoa's dick! If they boycot because of Amber Heard, we'll make their girlfriends and wives demand to see the film."
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All t*tties 8 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Boobs are like puppies (hence the nickname "sweater puppies"). They are warm, soft, cute & cuddly, always receptive to kisses, smallies require more tender care and cupping with warm palm of hand. Chonky puppers are more likely to hurt you whilst playing and are more at home running free in open environment.
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This was neat fun. 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
First comment, as an American... 1 vote for U.K. ... they're classic riffs, how can you not?
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The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
The will of the people need to full stop at stop signs and quit Jay walking in the middle of the street!
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Texas has the best convenience stores! 4 comments
Texas has the best convenience stores! 4 comments
Yes 5 comments
The trauma didn't make you kind. [The spear that would not break] 41 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
If the trauma made you kind, why do we not allow parents to spank their children; why am I not allowed to throat punch an asshole; don't you want a kinder world... spread the niceness, pass the bitchslap around.
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Day 34, nevada reaches 78% vote count 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
The slow pace is due to the fact that, anytime someone got good at counting things the gaming commission would ban them from participation.
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What an interesting predicament 8 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
... and how much are the taxes as a percentage of your wage? B. What is your annual wage? C. How many jobs of that type are currently open in Denmark?
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The thing about numbers, is 24 comments
