Bullet train in Japan 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
@catfluff (lands on the empty tracks, still warm from the train which has already passed)... (a sound follows the train in its wake...) MEEP MEEP!
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The ultimate mail trifecta 2 comments
The Pirates of the Caribbean movies 13 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Magic still exists, just not curses of the sea. Jack the monkey is therefore mortal again.
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Why indeed? 4 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
...because you realize only after the fact, that you can't fence EVERYTHING you stole from my house, but you're too scared to throw it out because you know neighbors go through the trash and, after a while you convince yourself it feels good and have to come up with some narrative to explain why you have a strapon in YOUR apartment. ... now explain how IT is bigger than you.
Over here it's a national past time since the current just takes it all to the Italian 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
You maniacs! Thats thousands of dollars worth of recycling! More if you swap the old battery into cars parked on street at night then when they come to your shop to repair, sell them this "slightly older battery from a car we scrapped but it'll last you a year or so and is cheaper than new.." (i.e. their own, original battery).
This is fixing to be the worst Pirates of the Caribbean I've ever heard of 21 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
How about Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of Oak Island (which is in Canada) starring Amber Heard as the villianess; i wanna say ... mmm... maybe Pierce Brosnan as the English commander looking for the Pirates and treasure. Ooh Jean Reno as the French leader of the Knights Templar burying the treasure. Hey, writes itself...
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The Pirates of the Caribbean movies 13 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Jack is trying for immortality; be it actual live forever or just as most famous pirate of the world.
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Clop clop motherf*cker 4 comments
In thirty years, it'll just be an empty case for $2,999.95 4 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Insert needle into arm (powered by blood). Do you want the Matrix, 'cause that's how you get the Matrix.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Welp 19 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
(Pondering...) may I suggest instead, and this is sincere so hear me out first... in the interest of all parties involved... she could .. .. switch to doing porn? I mean.. advances her career, people won't be paying to see her films, Depp gets vindicated. Only those whom WANT to see her will download... and she could do some really skeevy, b-movie rated stuff circa the 1980s, Porky's revenge of the revenge.
After all this is over 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I have one ye olde timey massaging vibrator which has, and requires, two hand holds to use. Literally used to vibrate a concrete form once.
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So true mate 16 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
@xvarnah bold of you to assume that ANY anime harem would be limited to only one of two genders.
Clop clop motherf*cker 4 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Wait... is that ... music?? Oh dear God... Thats Two Steps From Hell... "Hussars! CHARGE!"
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Holy like 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
He is a man of the people, who understands their minds and hearts. Also, its a "like" for a neighbor to Argentina (his homeland) in the year of covid & US elections... let the man have it. Maybe he'll say a prayer and we get carnival back next year.
Common sense, infidel 23 comments
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Welp 19 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Producers walking into writers office "Show Jason Momoa's dick! If they boycot because of Amber Heard, we'll make their girlfriends and wives demand to see the film."
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All t*tties 8 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Boobs are like puppies (hence the nickname "sweater puppies"). They are warm, soft, cute & cuddly, always receptive to kisses, smallies require more tender care and cupping with warm palm of hand. Chonky puppers are more likely to hurt you whilst playing and are more at home running free in open environment.
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