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Pasha Bulka washes ashore in Newcastle Australia 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
(First mate) DAMMIT CAPTAIN, this is... (sigh).. 9 months of quarantine at sea has been rough on all of us. But dumping the ship on the first beach with a legal brothel (looks up...) ... and he's already made it onshore...
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Walking through Disney once upon a dream 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Looks like a scene from Jack the Ripper.
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How do masks work? Even the aliens are confused at this point 14 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Don't blame the government... these are Aggies. They came up with THIS on their own.
A bed made of flesh apparently 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
God yes, a million times yes.
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Every RGB colour printed in a book 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
... magenta is low... cyan is low.... yellow is low.... black is low...
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California right now 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
By "right now" do you mean to imply that a time exists when its NOT like this?
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The monolith of mystery 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Ok.. THAT right there... needs sauce.
The Christmas spirit is strong 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
No need to kill it with fire... just wait.
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The monolith of mystery 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Bring me the blood of Captain Jack Harkness...
The monolith of mystery 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Bring me the blood of Captain Jack Harkness...
Bullet train in Japan 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
@catfluff (lands on the empty tracks, still warm from the train which has already passed)... (a sound follows the train in its wake...) MEEP MEEP!
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A Woman Sitting On The Abraj Al-Bait, circa Mecca 10 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Ain't nobody got time to apologize..
Bullet train in Japan 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
YEEEEEEEE.......eeeeeeeeeeetttttt.
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The ultimate mail trifecta 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
This is the clean-up crew following John Wick.
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Everytime I look at him, he looks at me. Kinda cute :3 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Turn the lights off dingus, then he won't see you approach.
Kommando has an interesting experience at the gun range 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Well THAT was a roller-coaster
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The Pirates of the Caribbean movies 13 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Magic still exists, just not curses of the sea. Jack the monkey is therefore mortal again.
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A Woman Sitting On The Abraj Al-Bait, circa Mecca 10 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
The time is now.
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Silky shiny Shark 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
YEAH, science Bitch
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Why indeed? 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
...because you realize only after the fact, that you can't fence EVERYTHING you stole from my house, but you're too scared to throw it out because you know neighbors go through the trash and, after a while you convince yourself it feels good and have to come up with some narrative to explain why you have a strapon in YOUR apartment. ... now explain how IT is bigger than you.
Over here it's a national past time since the current just takes it all to the Italian 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
You maniacs! Thats thousands of dollars worth of recycling! More if you swap the old battery into cars parked on street at night then when they come to your shop to repair, sell them this "slightly older battery from a car we scrapped but it'll last you a year or so and is cheaper than new.." (i.e. their own, original battery).
This is fixing to be the worst Pirates of the Caribbean I've ever heard of 21 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
How about Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of Oak Island (which is in Canada) starring Amber Heard as the villianess; i wanna say ... mmm... maybe Pierce Brosnan as the English commander looking for the Pirates and treasure. Ooh Jean Reno as the French leader of the Knights Templar burying the treasure. Hey, writes itself...
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The Pirates of the Caribbean movies 13 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Jack is trying for immortality; be it actual live forever or just as most famous pirate of the world.
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Clop clop motherf*cker 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
LLLEEEERROOOYYYYYY JEENNNKIIINNNSSSKKKIII!
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