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Love your neighbor, a sign from the Arvada United Methodist Church 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Selectively, NOT the as$hole with the stereo in his car you can hear LITERALLY a mile away. Bboom,Bboom,Boom,, boom boom "bitch rim ma ring cause I slap out er teef" .. we call it "the ice cream truck"... because he sells crack and the dopies come when he plays & drive around town.
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6% dog......Somewere...((´д`)) 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
94% pure wolf, ... 6% bear... but that was breakfast
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Red 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Ok....just...damn. I mean... dayum.
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deer 13 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
@roanoke ... no cases of CWD in humans... reported ... so far.
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popierdole 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Psamyak dupa.
Avon isn't the river they wrote (naming things in writing vs real life) 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
I work for TXDOT, in a district of 10 counties with 11 "Rocky Creeks", 9 "Sandy Creeks" and 5 "Elm Creeks" most are in different counties from each other but two Sandy Creeks are 6 miles apart, cross the same highway and are two totally separate water ways.
"You need to inspect the Sandy Creek bridge." "Which one?" "...in Robertson County." "Which one? "...on highway 6." "Which ONE? "NORTH OF HEARNE." "WHHHIIICCCHHHH-UH WWOOONNNNNNEEEE?"
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I hold grudges 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
This is beautiful.
We're all bugged 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Error 404... times 5 = 2020.
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Al Capone ran a soup kitchen for the unemployed during the Great Depression, BTW 8 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Everyone know about the murders, almost no one knows about the charities.
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I will kick your butt so hard your vertebrae will come out 1 by 1 like a Pez dispenser 28 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
I will fill out magazine subscriptions in your name.
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Al Capone ran a soup kitchen for the unemployed during the Great Depression, BTW 8 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Usually 14 soup kitchens as many as 20 when winter got bad. My grandfather lived Chicago at the time, told of Mister Capone coming into his grocery store & buying out all the bread, vegetables, meat... everything with a roll of cash. "Three guys'll be here in an hour to pick it up. When you get more, I'll be back" Grandpa Kotch said a lot of people would've frozen or starved to death if wasn't for Mister Capone.
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The monolith of mystery 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Danku.
New statue of my high school mascot protecting its territory 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Someone will find some way to be offended by this.
New statue of my high school mascot protecting its territory 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Someone will find some way to be offended by this.
Pasha Bulka washes ashore in Newcastle Australia 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
(First mate) DAMMIT CAPTAIN, this is... (sigh).. 9 months of quarantine at sea has been rough on all of us. But dumping the ship on the first beach with a legal brothel (looks up...) ... and he's already made it onshore...
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Walking through Disney once upon a dream 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Looks like a scene from Jack the Ripper.
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How do masks work? Even the aliens are confused at this point 14 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Don't blame the government... these are Aggies. They came up with THIS on their own.
A bed made of flesh apparently 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
God yes, a million times yes.
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Every RGB colour printed in a book 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
... magenta is low... cyan is low.... yellow is low.... black is low...
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California right now 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
By "right now" do you mean to imply that a time exists when its NOT like this?
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The monolith of mystery 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Ok.. THAT right there... needs sauce.
The Christmas spirit is strong 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
No need to kill it with fire... just wait.
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The monolith of mystery 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Bring me the blood of Captain Jack Harkness...
The monolith of mystery 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Bring me the blood of Captain Jack Harkness...