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POV of a camera strapped to a firefighter's helmet 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Ha ha ha... been there... (sigh) alone... and the chief shut off the water to hose while I was in alone.
Megmermaids (Megma Mermaids) 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
What do you use to keep your hair from singe-ing?
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Uh huh? 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
That sound like feminism but with extra steps.
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Jessica Alba Greenscreen Dancing on set of Sin City 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Wh.. whaaaa? Greenscreen? Not a seedy bar top? (iiiiihhhh) my existence is a lie...
N*nja cop 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Lead off with swiftkick to groin.
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Don't be upset before you've seen it 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Cersei Lannister looking hot AF as brunette whilst pimp cup sipping and not so subtly making threats
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I mean... Its not wrong 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR (chains rattling in distance)...ulp
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This is why nobody invades Russia 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
This is why globL warming will not be stopped, people have been wanting to invade Russia for centuries and NOW have means to deal with winter.
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Cheetah, afterkill 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Gingers
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Brave universal vague Viper 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
When more than one of the voices in your head are also introverts who "want to game with friends".
Jakob Rózalski Paintings 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Had not seen "babuska scolding devil atop roof" before.
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Love your neighbor, a sign from the Arvada United Methodist Church 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Selectively, NOT the as$hole with the stereo in his car you can hear LITERALLY a mile away. Bboom,Bboom,Boom,, boom boom "bitch rim ma ring cause I slap out er teef" .. we call it "the ice cream truck"... because he sells crack and the dopies come when he plays & drive around town.
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6% dog......Somewere...((´д`)) 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
94% pure wolf, ... 6% bear... but that was breakfast
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Red 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Ok....just...damn. I mean... dayum.
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deer 13 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
@roanoke ... no cases of CWD in humans... reported ... so far.
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popierdole 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Psamyak dupa.
Avon isn't the river they wrote (naming things in writing vs real life) 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
I work for TXDOT, in a district of 10 counties with 11 "Rocky Creeks", 9 "Sandy Creeks" and 5 "Elm Creeks" most are in different counties from each other but two Sandy Creeks are 6 miles apart, cross the same highway and are two totally separate water ways.
"You need to inspect the Sandy Creek bridge." "Which one?" "...in Robertson County." "Which one? "...on highway 6." "Which ONE? "NORTH OF HEARNE." "WHHHIIICCCHHHH-UH WWOOONNNNNNEEEE?"
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I hold grudges 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
This is beautiful.
We're all bugged 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Error 404... times 5 = 2020.
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Al Capone ran a soup kitchen for the unemployed during the Great Depression, BTW 8 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Everyone know about the murders, almost no one knows about the charities.
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I will kick your butt so hard your vertebrae will come out 1 by 1 like a Pez dispenser 28 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
I will fill out magazine subscriptions in your name.
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Al Capone ran a soup kitchen for the unemployed during the Great Depression, BTW 8 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Usually 14 soup kitchens as many as 20 when winter got bad. My grandfather lived Chicago at the time, told of Mister Capone coming into his grocery store & buying out all the bread, vegetables, meat... everything with a roll of cash. "Three guys'll be here in an hour to pick it up. When you get more, I'll be back" Grandpa Kotch said a lot of people would've frozen or starved to death if wasn't for Mister Capone.
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The monolith of mystery 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Danku.
New statue of my high school mascot protecting its territory 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Someone will find some way to be offended by this.
New statue of my high school mascot protecting its territory 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Someone will find some way to be offended by this.