Asked to modernize Teddy Roosevelt after my last post...This was a labor of love 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Part of me was expecting something like a Metallica tshirt,... but is ok.
deer 13 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Far worse... what if humans could transmit to wildlife. (Deer coughing at edge of herd... "stay back, I've contracted humanity. Save yourselves" ... stands on hind legs and begins running for political office. Other deer look on in horror before bolting away. One turns back briefly "my God, the humanity...").
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Uh huh? 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
First day on the internet? This is called answering trolling with sarcasm. Come in many flavors.
I’m still laid off due to covid so we had to be creative and improvise on our tree this 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
So. ... 2 sheets of 3/4" plywood at $34 each plus pint of green paint around $10... versus a 6 ft artificial tree (with lights) which could be used next year for $75?
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Don't be upset before you've seen it 5 comments
POV of a camera strapped to a firefighter's helmet 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Ha ha ha... been there... (sigh) alone... and the chief shut off the water to hose while I was in alone.
Megmermaids (Megma Mermaids) 2 comments
Jessica Alba Greenscreen Dancing on set of Sin City 1 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Wh.. whaaaa? Greenscreen? Not a seedy bar top? (iiiiihhhh) my existence is a lie...
Don't be upset before you've seen it 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Cersei Lannister looking hot AF as brunette whilst pimp cup sipping and not so subtly making threats
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I mean... Its not wrong 1 comments
This is why nobody invades Russia 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
This is why globL warming will not be stopped, people have been wanting to invade Russia for centuries and NOW have means to deal with winter.
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Brave universal vague Viper 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
When more than one of the voices in your head are also introverts who "want to game with friends".
Jakob Rózalski Paintings 3 comments
Love your neighbor, a sign from the Arvada United Methodist Church 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Selectively, NOT the as$hole with the stereo in his car you can hear LITERALLY a mile away. Bboom,Bboom,Boom,, boom boom "bitch rim ma ring cause I slap out er teef" .. we call it "the ice cream truck"... because he sells crack and the dopies come when he plays & drive around town.
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6% dog......Somewere...((´д｀)) 4 comments
deer 13 comments
Avon isn't the river they wrote (naming things in writing vs real life) 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I work for TXDOT, in a district of 10 counties with 11 "Rocky Creeks", 9 "Sandy Creeks" and 5 "Elm Creeks" most are in different counties from each other but two Sandy Creeks are 6 miles apart, cross the same highway and are two totally separate water ways.
"You need to inspect the Sandy Creek bridge." "Which one?" "...in Robertson County." "Which one? "...on highway 6." "Which ONE? "NORTH OF HEARNE." "WHHHIIICCCHHHH-UH WWOOONNNNNNEEEE?"
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"You need to inspect the Sandy Creek bridge." "Which one?" "...in Robertson County." "Which one? "...on highway 6." "Which ONE? "NORTH OF HEARNE." "WHHHIIICCCHHHH-UH WWOOONNNNNNEEEE?"
