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Asked to modernize Teddy Roosevelt after my last post...This was a labor of love 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
He'd hit back... just remember that.
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Cool story Jeremy, now what? 15 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Oh you don't want "those" vaccine doses. They have the .. "special additives" that will become effective in a few months in reaction to a secondary stimulus. Clearing the slate.
Live on in a forest. Cool idea. 8 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Do you want haunted forests? 'Cause that's how you get haunted forests.
Babe I got a good deal 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Why, dear God, do I see an invisible header saying "Polish man says..."
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impossilbe 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Of course the only logical conclusion is that OP is also not a man.
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My kind of gurl 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
34 MILES? WHICH WAY? I... I still have membership at Barnes & Noble's...
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Asked to modernize Teddy Roosevelt after my last post...This was a labor of love 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Part of me was expecting something like a Metallica tshirt,... but is ok.
deer 13 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Far worse... what if humans could transmit to wildlife. (Deer coughing at edge of herd... "stay back, I've contracted humanity. Save yourselves" ... stands on hind legs and begins running for political office. Other deer look on in horror before bolting away. One turns back briefly "my God, the humanity...").
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N*nja cop 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
So ... it IS wrestling..
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Uh huh? 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
First day on the internet? This is called answering trolling with sarcasm. Come in many flavors.
I’m still laid off due to covid so we had to be creative and improvise on our tree this 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
So. ... 2 sheets of 3/4" plywood at $34 each plus pint of green paint around $10... versus a 6 ft artificial tree (with lights) which could be used next year for $75?
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My wife isn't great at measurements and ordered a 28" pizza for the two of us 8 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen in my existence.
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Don't be upset before you've seen it 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
AND the f*ing Queen of SPARTA! (300 (film)).
POV of a camera strapped to a firefighter's helmet 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Ha ha ha... been there... (sigh) alone... and the chief shut off the water to hose while I was in alone.
Megmermaids (Megma Mermaids) 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
What do you use to keep your hair from singe-ing?
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Uh huh? 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
That sound like feminism but with extra steps.
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Jessica Alba Greenscreen Dancing on set of Sin City 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Wh.. whaaaa? Greenscreen? Not a seedy bar top? (iiiiihhhh) my existence is a lie...
N*nja cop 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Lead off with swiftkick to groin.
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Don't be upset before you've seen it 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Cersei Lannister looking hot AF as brunette whilst pimp cup sipping and not so subtly making threats
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I mean... Its not wrong 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR (chains rattling in distance)...ulp
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This is why nobody invades Russia 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
This is why globL warming will not be stopped, people have been wanting to invade Russia for centuries and NOW have means to deal with winter.
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Cheetah, afterkill 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Gingers
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Brave universal vague Viper 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
When more than one of the voices in your head are also introverts who "want to game with friends".
Jakob Rózalski Paintings 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Had not seen "babuska scolding devil atop roof" before.
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