In a very real but made up scenario what would you do? 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Put bottle on stove, heat up & will shove you out. .. .. or pump your pee hole with ketchup while badly burning your weiner. Meh.
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Forget about the double chin, won’t you dear? 9 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Listen, we've ALL assisted on a "suicide" by some means or another, its just that some are more active in participation. I recall one man whom burned to death in his bed, obviously drunk with lit kerosene lamp broken over his head just a few hours after we (VFD & ambulance) took his wife to hospital due to "accidental stabbing". Clearly trying to keep warm in that frigid old house. It was July so the AC was really cranked up. Wife's brother was so upset about it, had to drive him home. Sheriff's office ruled "accident".
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Dr. Omar Atiq, Oncologist extraordinar, to the rescue 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
This is why I play the lottery still, people like this need their debts paid 10 fold, because they are good enough to forgive the debts of others.
My father put this together as a graduation gift after I finished my degree in civil 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Except for the transit, you are told all these are required engineering drafting tools. Also, we only draft in CAD now.
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Sorry to break it to you 10 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I work 40 hrs at job and 35 to 50 hrs at residence per week (the latter without pay except I pay for all materials).
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Gullible descriptive Alpaca 11 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Can anyone recommend and combination that deals with seasonal affective disorder, chronic depression, and gremlin / goblin level bad luck? (Putting branch into burn pile today and twig swiped my 6 month new glasses right into the hearth).
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My father put this together as a graduation gift after I finished my degree in civil 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Neat, and as a licensed professional engineer myself, I can say that, thanks to digital workplace, you will never use any of these. I was disappointed too. Still, neat.
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I am the Captain 4 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, whachdo ya do wif a bitchy girlfriend, whachdo ya do wif a bitchy girlfriend, whachdo ya do wif a bitchy girlfriend, dump er ass on the curbside boi!
Man is HALF WAY to his GLORIOUS goal 3 comments
Please Tim, make it true with Johnny and Eva 1 comments
Here, have a bit of everything 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Recall that August 21, 2017 was the great American total solar eclipse... which predated hurricane Harvey by a week. (Raises eyebrow to signify "coincidence?").
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Our Lorde Anubis on display 12 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Dude standing there like... "this statues penis is literally the size I am".
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The new guy isn't as experienced as he said he was 20 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I'MGONNA CUT FROM THE TOP DOWN! (chainsaw gets stuck).. hmmm, I'm gonna cut top... down (second chainsaw get stuck).... curiouser and curiouser... I'm... and let me finish... am going to cut... from the ... bo. ... side?... no, top down, has to be top down... HAS to be.
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Where we're going we don't need roads 5 comments
$5 Bill from 1953 I found in my grandmother’s address book 1 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Keep it, old enough to still be on gold standard so backed by actual us gold reserve.
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Anon's Girlfriend is Strong 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
If you feed the beast you deal with the consequences. But yes, get yourself tested for free testosterone, you may actually be poisoning her if levels are too high.
Anon's Girlfriend is Strong 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
If you feed the beast you deal with the consequences. But yes, get yourself tested for free testosterone, you may actually be poisoning her if levels are too high.
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