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In a very real but made up scenario what would you do? 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I just find it hilarious that, when I checked comments to see @guest had added actual, sound advice... there was an add for Viagra at top of page.
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Gullible descriptive Alpaca 11 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
(Sniff) thank you, I've tried allergy shots to no avail. Its just enough to know that people know... that I am officially a permanently designated driver and not unwilling to take your annoying coworker sleeping off a bender on a 700 mile road trip to leave them at a bus stop in Amarillo.
Snobbish ossified worthless Capybara 2 comments
This is so true can we please carpetbomb Latvia 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
This is proof the simulation is full of glitchy characters who the developers started to code but couldn't finish so just let em rip and now are self replicating viruses. Now . . . Seriously, is my thought less crazy than hers? Of course it is.
Ouch 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Secondly, if existence is a simulation, it would make perfect sense because there is a pandemic turning people into crazies, corruption in government leaves leadership inept, panic buying leads to supply shortage and you have to roam the country in search of basics... trade and form coalitions with fellow survivors... the key distinction is, the was no watershed event. No day the bombs dropped, no day zero... its just been... happening. Ever consider the reason internet is so slow is because we are all using internet INSIDE an internet? Some alien kid is playing Farmville and another is Red Dead Redemption, another is Plague Inc... we're just all on the same server.
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Ouch 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Q - trickster god species from Star Trek, special branch of MI6 responsible for unique weapons and spy gear development in Bond film franchise, preferred nickname for anyone named Paul b/c real name doesn't get attention (at least the attention one wants).
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Gullible descriptive Alpaca 11 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Did I not mention goblin level bad luck? I am allergic to weed (yes, seriously). Also, morphine and most opioid have little to no effect on me.
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In a very real but made up scenario what would you do? 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Put bottle on stove, heat up & will shove you out. .. .. or pump your pee hole with ketchup while badly burning your weiner. Meh.
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Forget about the double chin, won’t you dear? 9 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Listen, we've ALL assisted on a "suicide" by some means or another, its just that some are more active in participation. I recall one man whom burned to death in his bed, obviously drunk with lit kerosene lamp broken over his head just a few hours after we (VFD & ambulance) took his wife to hospital due to "accidental stabbing". Clearly trying to keep warm in that frigid old house. It was July so the AC was really cranked up. Wife's brother was so upset about it, had to drive him home. Sheriff's office ruled "accident".
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Dr. Omar Atiq, Oncologist extraordinar, to the rescue 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
This is why I play the lottery still, people like this need their debts paid 10 fold, because they are good enough to forgive the debts of others.
My father put this together as a graduation gift after I finished my degree in civil 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Except for the transit, you are told all these are required engineering drafting tools. Also, we only draft in CAD now.
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Sorry to break it to you 10 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I work 40 hrs at job and 35 to 50 hrs at residence per week (the latter without pay except I pay for all materials).
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Gullible descriptive Alpaca 11 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Can anyone recommend and combination that deals with seasonal affective disorder, chronic depression, and gremlin / goblin level bad luck? (Putting branch into burn pile today and twig swiped my 6 month new glasses right into the hearth).
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My father put this together as a graduation gift after I finished my degree in civil 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Neat, and as a licensed professional engineer myself, I can say that, thanks to digital workplace, you will never use any of these. I was disappointed too. Still, neat.
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I am the Captain 4 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, whachdo ya do wif a bitchy girlfriend, whachdo ya do wif a bitchy girlfriend, whachdo ya do wif a bitchy girlfriend, dump er ass on the curbside boi!
Man is HALF WAY to his GLORIOUS goal 3 comments
Please Tim, make it true with Johnny and Eva 1 comments
Here, have a bit of everything 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Recall that August 21, 2017 was the great American total solar eclipse... which predated hurricane Harvey by a week. (Raises eyebrow to signify "coincidence?").
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