Little does he know THIS is a huge tax write off.

South American butt skrawl.

YEEESSSSS! MY GOD YES! ... and his only way home is the nerdy kid he bullied in the 90s, when he gets back, goes back to bullying and nerdy kid commits suicide trapping bully in time loop paradox. MWHAHAHAHHA

Did they deliberately put Poland at the asshole?

42 in March still without. Not wholly by choice, more by lack of options. Nerd doesn't stand much chance in footballers world unless rich, workaholic introvert doesn't socialize, cynical engineer too logical to belive on love (subscribes to Rick Sanchez definition).

42 in March still without. Not wholly by choice, more by lack of options. Nerd doesn't stand much chance in footballers world unless rich, workaholic introvert doesn't socialize, cynical engineer too logical to belive on love (subscribes to Rick Sanchez definition).

Clarification: it is illegal to set potentially lethal traps anywhere on your property. Thus, shotgun- string-doorknob = illegal. BUT non-lethal is grey area. I prefer heavy plywood to drywall and bars on windows to keep trespassers locked in until they decide to surrender. Sound system plays loop of 3&4th graders at recess, baby crying, sunday church on TV, dog barking, seagulls, and C-SPAN all at once... non stop. Only way out is a wifi calling cell phone disabled to all numbers except 911.

Robertson county, Texas, in the 70s a guy in a locked house was found to have shot himself in the back, 5 times, with a bolt action 22-cal rifle. Ruled suicide.

I'm trying. Increasing temp &CO2 to enhance greenhouse effect. Take that stupid glaciers.

Aww, lil' Hellraiser.

Yes! Underground library. Your future shall hold midnight society story times and D&D raves. Little do you know that principal supports effort but must maintain ban due to snobby parent teacher association. Good teachers promote rebellion of young minds and thus your punishment for being caught shall be 1000 word essays and book reports to support your claim that these works are truly... lit.

Buddy.

Buddy.

...or they are training to be the cause of someone's death.

This is proof the simulation is full of glitchy characters who the developers started to code but couldn't finish so just let em rip and now are self replicating viruses. Now . . . Seriously, is my thought less crazy than hers? Of course it is.

Secondly, if existence is a simulation, it would make perfect sense because there is a pandemic turning people into crazies, corruption in government leaves leadership inept, panic buying leads to supply shortage and you have to roam the country in search of basics... trade and form coalitions with fellow survivors... the key distinction is, the was no watershed event. No day the bombs dropped, no day zero... its just been... happening. Ever consider the reason internet is so slow is because we are all using internet INSIDE an internet? Some alien kid is playing Farmville and another is Red Dead Redemption, another is Plague Inc... we're just all on the same server.

Q - trickster god species from Star Trek, special branch of MI6 responsible for unique weapons and spy gear development in Bond film franchise, preferred nickname for anyone named Paul b/c real name doesn't get attention (at least the attention one wants).

Put bottle on stove, heat up & will shove you out. .. .. or pump your pee hole with ketchup while badly burning your weiner. Meh.