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Rural is more fun, actually 8 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
No Netflix... 6.7 Mbps download, 0.73 Mbps upload... plumber, electrician, doctors office all 45 min away; all the old widows for 10 miles call your mom who volun-tells you to go fix their thing or take off work to drive them to doctors appointment and do grocery shopping every month. Closest date-able women are 2.5 hours drive. Skunks and shit-drivers burning down their tires doing donuts on highway making smell not to mention guys burning wire to recycle, the meth labs and worst of all... chicken houses.
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Comments still not working 15 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Work around is to open in new tab. Extra steps is a pain but gets results.
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Name this band, wrong answers only! 23 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
That is "Yo Momma's Rock Band".. but in Canada they are known as the "southern defense against country music"
The ol' Switcheroo 3 comments
We need this 1 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
YEEESSSSS! MY GOD YES! ... and his only way home is the nerdy kid he bullied in the 90s, when he gets back, goes back to bullying and nerdy kid commits suicide trapping bully in time loop paradox. MWHAHAHAHHA
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So where are we going 1st guys 8 comments
Common flawed cut Hummingbird 11 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
42 in March still without. Not wholly by choice, more by lack of options. Nerd doesn't stand much chance in footballers world unless rich, workaholic introvert doesn't socialize, cynical engineer too logical to belive on love (subscribes to Rick Sanchez definition).
Common flawed cut Hummingbird 11 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
42 in March still without. Not wholly by choice, more by lack of options. Nerd doesn't stand much chance in footballers world unless rich, workaholic introvert doesn't socialize, cynical engineer too logical to belive on love (subscribes to Rick Sanchez definition).
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I do what I want on my property 19 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Clarification: it is illegal to set potentially lethal traps anywhere on your property. Thus, shotgun- string-doorknob = illegal. BUT non-lethal is grey area. I prefer heavy plywood to drywall and bars on windows to keep trespassers locked in until they decide to surrender. Sound system plays loop of 3&4th graders at recess, baby crying, sunday church on TV, dog barking, seagulls, and C-SPAN all at once... non stop. Only way out is a wifi calling cell phone disabled to all numbers except 911.
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In this part of the country? 6 comments
In this part of the country? 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Robertson county, Texas, in the 70s a guy in a locked house was found to have shot himself in the back, 5 times, with a bolt action 22-cal rifle. Ruled suicide.
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One of the better versions, imo 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I'm trying. Increasing temp &CO2 to enhance greenhouse effect. Take that stupid glaciers.
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Subversive Librarian 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Yes! Underground library. Your future shall hold midnight society story times and D&D raves. Little do you know that principal supports effort but must maintain ban due to snobby parent teacher association. Good teachers promote rebellion of young minds and thus your punishment for being caught shall be 1000 word essays and book reports to support your claim that these works are truly... lit.
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Ouch 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Knowing New Zealand, this very well may be head of royal science institute.
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In a very real but made up scenario what would you do? 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I just find it hilarious that, when I checked comments to see @guest had added actual, sound advice... there was an add for Viagra at top of page.
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Gullible descriptive Alpaca 11 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
(Sniff) thank you, I've tried allergy shots to no avail. Its just enough to know that people know... that I am officially a permanently designated driver and not unwilling to take your annoying coworker sleeping off a bender on a 700 mile road trip to leave them at a bus stop in Amarillo.
Snobbish ossified worthless Capybara 2 comments
This is so true can we please carpetbomb Latvia 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
This is proof the simulation is full of glitchy characters who the developers started to code but couldn't finish so just let em rip and now are self replicating viruses. Now . . . Seriously, is my thought less crazy than hers? Of course it is.
Ouch 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Secondly, if existence is a simulation, it would make perfect sense because there is a pandemic turning people into crazies, corruption in government leaves leadership inept, panic buying leads to supply shortage and you have to roam the country in search of basics... trade and form coalitions with fellow survivors... the key distinction is, the was no watershed event. No day the bombs dropped, no day zero... its just been... happening. Ever consider the reason internet is so slow is because we are all using internet INSIDE an internet? Some alien kid is playing Farmville and another is Red Dead Redemption, another is Plague Inc... we're just all on the same server.
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