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True though. 11 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Change my vote: The Dating Game
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Absolute unit of vegetable you ever see 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
My Czar, we are out of cannonballs. "Call for babuska, tell her Mother Russia need her service again.
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Anon shits himself 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
The "friends" I had in high-school were the reason I had my first 3 suicide attempts. Literally haven't seen but maybe 4 of them in almost 25 years. One is in 3rd divorce, 3 kids by 3 fathers; another is on 15 yr probation, stealing charity funds to support her diet drug addiction; third apparently had amateur porn career and "somehow" everyone in town found out. I'm 42 next month, $75k annual, over $300k savings, looking for new job near same town so can continue caring for elderly parents while residing in childhood house. ... and I'm a virgin. Laugh at me, makes everyone feel better and I've got tough skin.
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True though. 11 comments
The people are coming 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
If people could cooperate in large groups there would be many problems in society. But as quote says: a person is smart, people are stupid, scarry and dangerous in large groups. "
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46 Year old Kate Beckinsale on James Corden 2 comments
Rural is more fun, actually 8 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
No Netflix... 6.7 Mbps download, 0.73 Mbps upload... plumber, electrician, doctors office all 45 min away; all the old widows for 10 miles call your mom who volun-tells you to go fix their thing or take off work to drive them to doctors appointment and do grocery shopping every month. Closest date-able women are 2.5 hours drive. Skunks and shit-drivers burning down their tires doing donuts on highway making smell not to mention guys burning wire to recycle, the meth labs and worst of all... chicken houses.
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Comments still not working 15 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Work around is to open in new tab. Extra steps is a pain but gets results.
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Name this band, wrong answers only! 23 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
That is "Yo Momma's Rock Band".. but in Canada they are known as the "southern defense against country music"
The ol' Switcheroo 3 comments
We need this 1 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
YEEESSSSS! MY GOD YES! ... and his only way home is the nerdy kid he bullied in the 90s, when he gets back, goes back to bullying and nerdy kid commits suicide trapping bully in time loop paradox. MWHAHAHAHHA
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So where are we going 1st guys 8 comments
Common flawed cut Hummingbird 11 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
42 in March still without. Not wholly by choice, more by lack of options. Nerd doesn't stand much chance in footballers world unless rich, workaholic introvert doesn't socialize, cynical engineer too logical to belive on love (subscribes to Rick Sanchez definition).
Common flawed cut Hummingbird 11 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
42 in March still without. Not wholly by choice, more by lack of options. Nerd doesn't stand much chance in footballers world unless rich, workaholic introvert doesn't socialize, cynical engineer too logical to belive on love (subscribes to Rick Sanchez definition).
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I do what I want on my property 19 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Clarification: it is illegal to set potentially lethal traps anywhere on your property. Thus, shotgun- string-doorknob = illegal. BUT non-lethal is grey area. I prefer heavy plywood to drywall and bars on windows to keep trespassers locked in until they decide to surrender. Sound system plays loop of 3&4th graders at recess, baby crying, sunday church on TV, dog barking, seagulls, and C-SPAN all at once... non stop. Only way out is a wifi calling cell phone disabled to all numbers except 911.
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In this part of the country? 6 comments
In this part of the country? 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Robertson county, Texas, in the 70s a guy in a locked house was found to have shot himself in the back, 5 times, with a bolt action 22-cal rifle. Ruled suicide.
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One of the better versions, imo 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I'm trying. Increasing temp &CO2 to enhance greenhouse effect. Take that stupid glaciers.
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Subversive Librarian 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Yes! Underground library. Your future shall hold midnight society story times and D&D raves. Little do you know that principal supports effort but must maintain ban due to snobby parent teacher association. Good teachers promote rebellion of young minds and thus your punishment for being caught shall be 1000 word essays and book reports to support your claim that these works are truly... lit.
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Ouch 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Knowing New Zealand, this very well may be head of royal science institute.
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