Ha, noone fights like siblings when parents aren't around.

Well, all the minarets and prayer towers have to come down too, obvious implications. ... and what about lesbian fruit like peaches and magos, whole Muslim world going to get scurvy.

I must go... my people need me.

For a second, thought about John Constantine, read last panel and was ... nope.

If I can hear it half a mile away I usually have time to run out to the road and lay down a board with nails. Have to look for other cars first. Considering drone or RC cat alternative.

That's some grand Master level forward thinking right there.

One does what one must when green and pleasing the dark princess of Trigon. (Notes she asking for the tentacles instead of the D).

This is both horrifying and arousing at the same time... (meme: well call me scared and horny).

That's carpal tunnel or proximal radial nerve palsy there Lego. Stretch, more water & electrolytes.

Fellow commentators, this is a cry for help. Clearly this man is afflicted with affluenza. It is up to us, the less wealthy to take upon ourselves the burden of his wealth to free him from this disease. How can you help? Start by robbing his home or more likely home(s). Social engineer you way to access his finances and drain them. Mr Moneybags has shoes, take em, sell them and buy a pair from Goodwill to gift back to him. Together, we CAN make a difference in the life of an individual with affluenza.

Wait... is that red and blue base... from Blood Gulch? "HA ha, noooo. That would be silly." Wait... WAIIIITTTT... CABOOSE!?

Facing downhill of a mountain prone to avalanche...

Too much ret = retar.... (oops, no, cannot write that)