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Slowest computers ever 14 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
I remember programming DOS on Apple IIGS, green screen and all.
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Advanced flirting 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Looks, because his speech was what was most annoying. If women can find rappers with face tattoos attractive I damn sure can make Gungan work (especially with that tongue and ability to hold breath for extended periods for... swimming) (yeah, swimming).
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The new lone star law 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Technically an older law, stating deadly force may be used to stop aggravated sexual assault. Plus, the father used his bare hands after catching the dude (PANTS DOWN) raping his screaming 5 year old daughter. Does ANYONE think the rapist was the victim?
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Freedoms per bald eagle 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
World is all averages. USA not #1 in everything but people in every country still emigrate here. Why? Their country has free college & Healthcare (Europe), but few jobs. Their country has millions of jobs but human suffering is rampant daily (China, India). You have pristine forest which you burn for charcoal and 3 years of crops before they fail. USA is the average.. but at least we're working to improve. It'll be slow, it'll be painful, but we'll do it; because that's what us losers do. We grind away, always the hard way, because anything that was easily won came with a price you haven't discovered you have to pay yet.
Reposting a 2018 meme with watermark coz'I like it 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Not gonna cry..not... gonna cry (sniff) (cries, cries hard) (ponders being that kind of god.. of the nothing)
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That was a boring day 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Live long and prosper... when the credits make the meme.
A wonderful place to explore 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
The spooky ghosts were relocated to British museum as part of cultural heritage exchange.
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She was the grandmother of the King of the UK, Kaiser and grandmother-in-law of the Tsar 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Ha, noone fights like siblings when parents aren't around.
Not another teen meme 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
... and then she opens her mouth to reveal her pink tongue extends 9 inches long past her lips and has 12 rows of piercings down each side. (What do you do when she says "I'm your tentacle now, huckleberry?) (Apologies, I just got up after very little sleep and this is where my mind went) ooh, there a rabbit outside
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Can’t trust them with the salad 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Well, all the minarets and prayer towers have to come down too, obvious implications. ... and what about lesbian fruit like peaches and magos, whole Muslim world going to get scurvy.
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Zero Context #41 - No Accounting for Taste, I Guess? 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
The girls know what they're about.
The perfect place doesn’t exist 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
...and by people I mean waifus.
The perfect place doesn’t exist 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
I must go... my people need me.
Turn your goddamn music off 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Around home we call it "the ice cream truck" because it's how the drug dealers in my neighborhood let everyone in town that they have fresh crack and are selling. If not stereos, burn out tire screeching. You can hear the a mile + away.
More espresso, less depresso 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
For a second, thought about John Constantine, read last panel and was ... nope.
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Turn your goddamn music off 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Also, many would say "nosie" instead of music but I've heard Johnny Cash on radio 7 blocks away and was just like... (oo) ... white boi (not boy, pants hang off butt) lifted truck, 36" mud tires.
Turn your goddamn music off 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
If I can hear it half a mile away I usually have time to run out to the road and lay down a board with nails. Have to look for other cars first. Considering drone or RC cat alternative.
Go to university they said 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Oh. Welllll, I can't help ya with that. Sorry.
You are genius you moron 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
That's some grand Master level forward thinking right there.
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Cares more about the Beast than the Boy 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
One does what one must when green and pleasing the dark princess of Trigon. (Notes she asking for the tentacles instead of the D).
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Hoia Baciu Forest 25 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
In Romania, the gypsies abduct the aliens, forcing them to dance for entertainment of the family. This is sad, because they have tiny legs.
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Go to university they said 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Nay my friend, for you are a quality shitposter, thine commentary is worthy of admission unto a sanctuary for survival. Certain "others", however, shall be allowed entry upon admission of their faults of judgment in past discussion boards. They deny who they are... but they know.
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The real reason he has bodyguards 8 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
But... I've heard scars build character. What is an actor if not...
Go to university they said 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Hmmm, yes, but... if zombie apocalypse and both approach your fortress being chased by hoards from opposite directions and you can only save one... would you make Phillipe debate, while being chased, the pros and cons of communist society in post zombie times while Robert wires in the jacuzzi and why would that be hilarious?
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The first basic *** emerges from a vat of Pumpkin Spice Latte 9 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
But with full teeth... which is kinda worse.
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