I can be absolutely certain of people's feelings for me... but that those feelings are neutral to non-positive.

(Decides to learn pickpocketing, ventriloquism, and dark arts of summoning demons, latter is just for laughs, then give tours of 11 people plus one or two shills who leave the group and walk to private car hidden nearby without being seen. (Birds chirping on tape to hidden Bluetooth speakers which suddenly cuts off when speak of the devil). Mysterious bottle of "wine" under loose stone in floor...

Oooohhhh ssssssss ouch.

Someone PLEASE provide sauce on this... 'cause to me this looks like an engineered design energy dissipator to reduce channel velocity from heavy storm water runoff... like, oh, I don't know ... after a major tropical storm. O_o

Optimist: tooth popped out as whale escaped. Pessimist: whale bone stuck in teeth, shark suffocated, both died. Weirdist: vertebrae popped out same time as tooth, shark swallowed and had to poop out later.

I work for the state so it's easy for me to say "I can't work on that because it conflicts with my work ethic responsibilities. I'm not allowed to take paying jobs which connect to state system roads because it's a potential conflict of interest." (But what if you do it for free?... "do what now?")

Ooooohhhhhhhoooohhhoooohhhooooo.

Yeah... yeah. It be like that. Just gratuitous at this point.

Looks, because his speech was what was most annoying. If women can find rappers with face tattoos attractive I damn sure can make Gungan work (especially with that tongue and ability to hold breath for extended periods for... swimming) (yeah, swimming).

Technically an older law, stating deadly force may be used to stop aggravated sexual assault. Plus, the father used his bare hands after catching the dude (PANTS DOWN) raping his screaming 5 year old daughter. Does ANYONE think the rapist was the victim?

World is all averages. USA not #1 in everything but people in every country still emigrate here. Why? Their country has free college & Healthcare (Europe), but few jobs. Their country has millions of jobs but human suffering is rampant daily (China, India). You have pristine forest which you burn for charcoal and 3 years of crops before they fail. USA is the average.. but at least we're working to improve. It'll be slow, it'll be painful, but we'll do it; because that's what us losers do. We grind away, always the hard way, because anything that was easily won came with a price you haven't discovered you have to pay yet.

Not gonna cry..not... gonna cry (sniff) (cries, cries hard) (ponders being that kind of god.. of the nothing)

Live long and prosper... when the credits make the meme.

Ha, noone fights like siblings when parents aren't around.

Well, all the minarets and prayer towers have to come down too, obvious implications. ... and what about lesbian fruit like peaches and magos, whole Muslim world going to get scurvy.

I must go... my people need me.

For a second, thought about John Constantine, read last panel and was ... nope.