Choose wisely 16 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Ahhh, WHICH batmobile? (As if it ever HAD keys and not just leather clad butt print ID reader).
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Bruh, men having long hair is nothing new 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Searches Freddy Mercury's long hair pics... (sees results include Freddy Mercury's short hair pics)... hmmm confusion.
Cinememe... Guess the movie 18 comments
That's an awesome feeling 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I can be absolutely certain of people's feelings for me... but that those feelings are neutral to non-positive.
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Abandoned Churches 26 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
(Decides to learn pickpocketing, ventriloquism, and dark arts of summoning demons, latter is just for laughs, then give tours of 11 people plus one or two shills who leave the group and walk to private car hidden nearby without being seen. (Birds chirping on tape to hidden Bluetooth speakers which suddenly cuts off when speak of the devil). Mysterious bottle of "wine" under loose stone in floor...
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Bring out your hammers. #worshiptime 20 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Someone PLEASE provide sauce on this... 'cause to me this looks like an engineered design energy dissipator to reduce channel velocity from heavy storm water runoff... like, oh, I don't know ... after a major tropical storm. O_o
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Prehistory was metal AF 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Optimist: tooth popped out as whale escaped. Pessimist: whale bone stuck in teeth, shark suffocated, both died. Weirdist: vertebrae popped out same time as tooth, shark swallowed and had to poop out later.
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You are allowed to get dat paper 9 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I work for the state so it's easy for me to say "I can't work on that because it conflicts with my work ethic responsibilities. I'm not allowed to take paying jobs which connect to state system roads because it's a potential conflict of interest." (But what if you do it for free?... "do what now?")
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Choose wisely 16 comments
First word that comes to mind: GO ! 18 comments
Slowest computers ever 14 comments
Advanced flirting 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Looks, because his speech was what was most annoying. If women can find rappers with face tattoos attractive I damn sure can make Gungan work (especially with that tongue and ability to hold breath for extended periods for... swimming) (yeah, swimming).
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The new lone star law 4 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Technically an older law, stating deadly force may be used to stop aggravated sexual assault. Plus, the father used his bare hands after catching the dude (PANTS DOWN) raping his screaming 5 year old daughter. Does ANYONE think the rapist was the victim?
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Freedoms per bald eagle 11 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
World is all averages. USA not #1 in everything but people in every country still emigrate here. Why? Their country has free college & Healthcare (Europe), but few jobs. Their country has millions of jobs but human suffering is rampant daily (China, India). You have pristine forest which you burn for charcoal and 3 years of crops before they fail. USA is the average.. but at least we're working to improve. It'll be slow, it'll be painful, but we'll do it; because that's what us losers do. We grind away, always the hard way, because anything that was easily won came with a price you haven't discovered you have to pay yet.
Reposting a 2018 meme with watermark coz'I like it 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Not gonna cry..not... gonna cry (sniff) (cries, cries hard) (ponders being that kind of god.. of the nothing)
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That was a boring day 3 comments
A wonderful place to explore 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
The spooky ghosts were relocated to British museum as part of cultural heritage exchange.
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Not another teen meme 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
... and then she opens her mouth to reveal her pink tongue extends 9 inches long past her lips and has 12 rows of piercings down each side. (What do you do when she says "I'm your tentacle now, huckleberry?) (Apologies, I just got up after very little sleep and this is where my mind went) ooh, there a rabbit outside
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Can’t trust them with the salad 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Well, all the minarets and prayer towers have to come down too, obvious implications. ... and what about lesbian fruit like peaches and magos, whole Muslim world going to get scurvy.
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