I print most everything because it's more legible that way, but cursive notes as ciphers and codes to remain unbroken.

One Ash Wednesday, Texas Roadhouse ran a special on prime rib & steak platters. I was a bad catholic that day, and many afterwards; but damn that was a good meal.

Ha ha, piggy goes BBBBRRRRTTTTTTTT!

That um... that's kinda terrifying. For one thing, the only plants you gear growing are in horror movies. Second only does this in absolute darkness? Rhubarb is from the dark dimension... and it's coming for you.

Today, someone discovers hentai for the first time. (00)

Actually bullying in America has the same impetus as Tianamen Square happenings. School Officials: "Clearly nothing of note happened but if it did then it was the supposed 'victim's fault."
...and no, I'm not making light of the events which ACTUALLY HAPPENED there which were 10,000 times worse than being bullied. Merely pointing out that when bullies graduate, they find ways to keep the status quo. ... and those who allow it, KEEP ALLOWING IT TO HAPPEN.

Only reason it worked was because of all the cock blocking going on between "just friends".

Jezus that's all we ever wanted.

Deal... or no...DEAL DEAL DEAL!

That sounds like ICBM with extra steps.

Ha haha. Haha... I'm... haha.. I'm 006.... (lolz). Yeah, that "virginity makes you immortal shit is actual." (1. Old ammunition =6 duds, 2: firing pin in rifle broken, 3: slipped on wet tree climbing to noose catch branch with groin, 4: discover resistance to opoids after 24 - 500 MG hydrocodone only leaves constipated 3 days, 5: attempted "line of duty" death and damned roof just won't fall in despite pulling on walls, 6: "suicide by steak" - eat self to death and never exercise. Now I'm out to destroy the world knowing I can't be stopped (@weatherdoiminator)

Internet disconnects / reconnects randomly every 13 min to 2:56 hours and max speed is 435 ping, 6.7 Mbps download, 0.67 Mbps upload. (OH wait, that's MY internet now).

Turn into your ex and do all that super kinky lesbian porn she was always watching and saying "you'll never make me feel like that" and then send autographed copies to high-school reunion committee, her dentist, obgyn, church group, etc, and then use the money to sign up for dozens of dating sites for older bald men with small pp.

Walks up carrying an 8 ft long cross tie on my shoulder... "brought my mini gun I y'all wanna stop playin' & get serious."

Oh, well... so sorry. You obviously live off grid and make all your own food, lumber, toilet paper, electricity, etc and have NEVER once driven on a paved road. OMG, what am I saying... what could you be driving that wasn't federally subsidized. Even if the roads are rough, they EXIST because of taxes. The only way you get to bitch about taxes for roads is if you built a God damned flying car and are about to start mass production of it. Otherwise, we, who build those roads... can show you what life is like without them. (Do NOT poke this bear.)

The Visigoth kids just couldn't get the sand trebuchet to work.

Misspelled *Helloooooo Norse!*

Arot Cepsni - oh God, my demon is Slav (gasp, unstoppable)

THIS... IS MODERN MATH? How T.F. impossible that my 30+ year old method superior to thus bunk? Weren't they supposed to make stuff easier? OMG, youz guyz, this is it... this is the linchpin of why society is so screwed up. They think, if you make it MORE complicated, it won't be better, but people won't notice when you cheat because they don't understand it either.