Ve ver going execute this guy but as Germans ve have to fill out form first and his name is too long to fit so ve must fill out forms for new forms. ... Also I want to make the colonel come and try pronounce this Ber zec chiz sizz key with? Or something .. so wee keep him around a few more days.

That's Ninja, Yolandi and Chappie you fucking casual. Some things we don't joke about.

I dislike how this assumes YOU were wrong to start. "Mmm, no I'm pretty sure all birds are not govt drones." Yes they are! "Oh, sorry, I apologize for my ego." <- hear that? That's sarcasm not ego... change my mind.

What if turning on close caption activates the original dialect and text, but turning off activates the dub language ?

On second thought, good for them, any way they can get home without having to deal with traffic is awesome.

I record the opening red carpet walk and awards separately so, in the event Jennifer Lawrence should trip and end up flashing 20+ million viewers and it ACTUALLY makes the edit to broadcast, I have something to meme about with low res screen captures. Just want someone to walk up in pajamas and, when asked "who are you wearing?", answer J.C. Penny. (Ryan Reynolds... I'm counting on you!)

"CLANG"? what do mean something went "clang"? Show me. ... Ohhhhh. Yeah, that's um, that's not supposed to be there.

They'd better scrub the ring-around-the-tub when they get out or it's gonna stain.

I print most everything because it's more legible that way, but cursive notes as ciphers and codes to remain unbroken.

One Ash Wednesday, Texas Roadhouse ran a special on prime rib & steak platters. I was a bad catholic that day, and many afterwards; but damn that was a good meal.

Ha ha, piggy goes BBBBRRRRTTTTTTTT!

That um... that's kinda terrifying. For one thing, the only plants you gear growing are in horror movies. Second only does this in absolute darkness? Rhubarb is from the dark dimension... and it's coming for you.

Today, someone discovers hentai for the first time. (00)

Actually bullying in America has the same impetus as Tianamen Square happenings. School Officials: "Clearly nothing of note happened but if it did then it was the supposed 'victim's fault."
...and no, I'm not making light of the events which ACTUALLY HAPPENED there which were 10,000 times worse than being bullied. Merely pointing out that when bullies graduate, they find ways to keep the status quo. ... and those who allow it, KEEP ALLOWING IT TO HAPPEN.

Only reason it worked was because of all the cock blocking going on between "just friends".

Jezus that's all we ever wanted.

Deal... or no...DEAL DEAL DEAL!