Next tide they'll find the dragon bones.

Fortunately Jacob's would have been mother later married her long time girlfriend and they adopted 3 youths from Afghanistan whom would come to represent their former home country in the UN, state department, and military. When AL Queda attacked again, they pushed for resolve, supported decisive action, and delivered it with precision (knowing they could have been the kids on the ground). ... now is that less believable than amazing popcorn?

Of course Austin...

"Greetings citizen wolf" (aroo?) "You have been visited by freedom, now for taxes." (Grrrr!) "Unless you want to meet death, RESPECT MY AUTHORI-TAY!" (whimper).

Tough call, think I'd have to try each after they covered in a thin layer of oil to be sure. Leaning towards ScarJo b/c she's still hot in the dark.

In terms of what BBY or Grs?

Ve ver going execute this guy but as Germans ve have to fill out form first and his name is too long to fit so ve must fill out forms for new forms. ... Also I want to make the colonel come and try pronounce this Ber zec chiz sizz key with? Or something .. so wee keep him around a few more days.

That's Ninja, Yolandi and Chappie you fucking casual. Some things we don't joke about.

I dislike how this assumes YOU were wrong to start. "Mmm, no I'm pretty sure all birds are not govt drones." Yes they are! "Oh, sorry, I apologize for my ego." <- hear that? That's sarcasm not ego... change my mind.

What if turning on close caption activates the original dialect and text, but turning off activates the dub language ?

On second thought, good for them, any way they can get home without having to deal with traffic is awesome.

I record the opening red carpet walk and awards separately so, in the event Jennifer Lawrence should trip and end up flashing 20+ million viewers and it ACTUALLY makes the edit to broadcast, I have something to meme about with low res screen captures. Just want someone to walk up in pajamas and, when asked "who are you wearing?", answer J.C. Penny. (Ryan Reynolds... I'm counting on you!)

"CLANG"? what do mean something went "clang"? Show me. ... Ohhhhh. Yeah, that's um, that's not supposed to be there.

They'd better scrub the ring-around-the-tub when they get out or it's gonna stain.

I print most everything because it's more legible that way, but cursive notes as ciphers and codes to remain unbroken.

One Ash Wednesday, Texas Roadhouse ran a special on prime rib & steak platters. I was a bad catholic that day, and many afterwards; but damn that was a good meal.

Ha ha, piggy goes BBBBRRRRTTTTTTTT!