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Just keep decimal pointing 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Ugh! There you go again with you "maths" proving another rof your so-called theories.
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It’s really just that simple 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Dark goth girl powers and I'm not talking about "Azarath Metrion Zynthos"... and you know it. No blonde, bubbly, perma-happy cross eyed slut slut with her tongue out advertising her only-fans and calling everyone "daddy"... she doesn't call ANYONE "daddy" for a reason. Also, as someone damaged by trauma herself, she's drawn to damaged people, in a good way.
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Basic instincts 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
In fact, I did.
Rainbows are flat, actually 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
It's flat... AND round?
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Lego leg 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
He can step on Legos 50% of the time and it only makes him taller.
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Cats Surveillance Specialists 12 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
So... is.. is my FBI agent just... a cat?
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4,500 year old submerged forest 13 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Next tide they'll find the dragon bones.
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The kernels will fix it! 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Fortunately Jacob's would have been mother later married her long time girlfriend and they adopted 3 youths from Afghanistan whom would come to represent their former home country in the UN, state department, and military. When AL Queda attacked again, they pushed for resolve, supported decisive action, and delivered it with precision (knowing they could have been the kids on the ground). ... now is that less believable than amazing popcorn?
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That’s a lot of coom 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Yeah, what "regular swimming pool is 500 gal?
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Desperate time desperate measures 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Of course Austin...
We all can hear them 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
"Hmmmm.." (from inside an empty metal barrel). "...goblins".
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The evolution 15 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
So... 26 letters and 101 flowers
Increased automation should supply more needs for less work. 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Three words Bender Bending Rodriguez... I, for one, fully support our future robot overlords.
Bald Eagle Grey Wolf 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
"Greetings citizen wolf" (aroo?) "You have been visited by freedom, now for taxes." (Grrrr!) "Unless you want to meet death, RESPECT MY AUTHORI-TAY!" (whimper).
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Tough choice 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Tough call, think I'd have to try each after they covered in a thin layer of oil to be sure. Leaning towards ScarJo b/c she's still hot in the dark.
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Loser doesn’t even know the basics 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
In terms of what BBY or Grs?
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Ve ver going execute this guy but as Germans ve have to fill out form first and his name is too long to fit so ve must fill out forms for new forms. ... Also I want to make the colonel come and try pronounce this Ber zec chiz sizz key with? Or something .. so wee keep him around a few more days.
Get in b*tches 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
That's Ninja, Yolandi and Chappie you fucking casual. Some things we don't joke about.
Daily reminder to learn 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
I dislike how this assumes YOU were wrong to start. "Mmm, no I'm pretty sure all birds are not govt drones." Yes they are! "Oh, sorry, I apologize for my ego." <- hear that? That's sarcasm not ego... change my mind.
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Tank vs. Shell 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Realizing, of course, that if no one removed the explosive charge from the shell before cutting the steel armor around it, .. that shell could still be live. Albeit low odds... but not zero.
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No more fighting just love between fellow anime fans 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
What if turning on close caption activates the original dialect and text, but turning off activates the dub language ?
Mind your bath 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
On second thought, good for them, any way they can get home without having to deal with traffic is awesome.
I know posting *** here is bad but posting on ***?? 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
I record the opening red carpet walk and awards separately so, in the event Jennifer Lawrence should trip and end up flashing 20+ million viewers and it ACTUALLY makes the edit to broadcast, I have something to meme about with low res screen captures. Just want someone to walk up in pajamas and, when asked "who are you wearing?", answer J.C. Penny. (Ryan Reynolds... I'm counting on you!)
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Mind your bath 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
No... not OUT of alcohol..
Tank vs. Shell 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
"CLANG"? what do mean something went "clang"? Show me. ... Ohhhhh. Yeah, that's um, that's not supposed to be there.
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