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— InspectorA Report User
Behold the happiest Bear 8 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Ok, that's enough, put down the camera... I'm gonna try a dismount now.
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Lol 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Chonky bois are the ones you'd never suspect are elite killers (King Pin). I got no knife, got no gun... don't you start no fight... cause I'll smother you with my fat rolls.
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Wild Boar takin' you to hell with them 17 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
My brother works with a guy who hunts from helicopter... for safety... now. Tells one time was in a truck and one such pig didn't like him shooting at it. Charged the truck. Dude had AR-15 & unloaded two 15 round clips and half a third before it ran off, never found the body. Central Texas ghost stories are real.
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*laughs in deaf* 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Is it possible to download these specs?
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Partial solar eclipse 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
This one is called an "annular" eclipse.
Niku orbiting the opposite direction 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Either rogue planet captured by suns gravity or gravity asssist slingshot by gas giants into reverse orbit.
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You heard my price 13 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Hmm, if I identify as the opposite gender, then have sex with THAT gender... then that's just straight sex porn with extra steps.
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Is there any truth to that? 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
My dudes, you should see what the poles have done to the strippers have done to the poles...
Sincerely -god 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
FFS! Don't DO THAT! All those border countries will see how much harder it is to be invaded by land AND they all get free deep-water ports with sea access.
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Just keep decimal pointing 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Ugh! There you go again with you "maths" proving another rof your so-called theories.
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It’s really just that simple 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Dark goth girl powers and I'm not talking about "Azarath Metrion Zynthos"... and you know it. No blonde, bubbly, perma-happy cross eyed slut slut with her tongue out advertising her only-fans and calling everyone "daddy"... she doesn't call ANYONE "daddy" for a reason. Also, as someone damaged by trauma herself, she's drawn to damaged people, in a good way.
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Basic instincts 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
In fact, I did.
Rainbows are flat, actually 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
It's flat... AND round?
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Lego leg 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
He can step on Legos 50% of the time and it only makes him taller.
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Cats Surveillance Specialists 12 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
So... is.. is my FBI agent just... a cat?
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4,500 year old submerged forest 13 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Next tide they'll find the dragon bones.
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The kernels will fix it! 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Fortunately Jacob's would have been mother later married her long time girlfriend and they adopted 3 youths from Afghanistan whom would come to represent their former home country in the UN, state department, and military. When AL Queda attacked again, they pushed for resolve, supported decisive action, and delivered it with precision (knowing they could have been the kids on the ground). ... now is that less believable than amazing popcorn?
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That’s a lot of coom 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Yeah, what "regular swimming pool is 500 gal?
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Desperate time desperate measures 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Of course Austin...
We all can hear them 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
"Hmmmm.." (from inside an empty metal barrel). "...goblins".
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The evolution 15 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
So... 26 letters and 101 flowers
Increased automation should supply more needs for less work. 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Three words Bender Bending Rodriguez... I, for one, fully support our future robot overlords.
Bald Eagle Grey Wolf 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
"Greetings citizen wolf" (aroo?) "You have been visited by freedom, now for taxes." (Grrrr!) "Unless you want to meet death, RESPECT MY AUTHORI-TAY!" (whimper).
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Tough choice 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Tough call, think I'd have to try each after they covered in a thin layer of oil to be sure. Leaning towards ScarJo b/c she's still hot in the dark.
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Loser doesn’t even know the basics 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
In terms of what BBY or Grs?