Only real downside is the hats I have to wear. Boss is an ass-hat, his assistant is a half-assed-hat. Couple of other people use their hats for cereal bowls, and some wear helmets for safety when what they need is a good hard knock up the side of the head.

Every hour I work for state of TX, is an hour they pay towards retirement. I can full retire in 13 years or less if keep getting promoted and buy years just prior.

Yes.. (o o )... ( o o)... butter

Yes, but slightly lower, and not with a knife, and repeatedly if she's nice lady. (That's what ya call innuendo (in you end though)).

..and his name is John (Paul Jones) CENA!!!

Minus 10C to 46C (lowest to highest) I've seen in Central Texas.

Hmm, so solar can't produce at night, nuclear down for repairs and no real backups because aren't building any new ones... water scarcity controls hydro... and wind / geothermal generation is site specific controlling... wooh. If only there were some alternative which could be installed at the dozens of shuttered gas and coal fired power plants across Texas.

In the news today, the entire internet was destroyed by 4 grade school children from a small ton in Colorado whom used BB guns to shoot out all the windows in an abandoned mall.

Guessing traffic is confusing..

Human... wait... are all y'all... human?

Ooh... did I hear any nominations for bull-shark-man? ... (SIT DOWN AL GORE!)