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What if we use an international standardized system of measurement? 3 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
SAE is popular because 1 unit of things is convenient and weirdly coincidental to body measurements. One foot is approximately 1 FOOT. A finger is about 1 inch wide. Fahrenheit has smaller units and people can regularly detect 1 degree of change (imagine a measurement system where one unit of the main unit of temp was equivalent to 5C, and someone says just turn the AC up ONE notch). Can anyone common to metric tell me one part of their body which is 1Cm? (I'll wait...)
Romans were really something else 1 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Engineer: "hey Roman dudes, here's a calibrated level stick with plubbob. Just set atop stones and adjust until string is parallel to this line."
I meant who won't 3 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
..may I be lovable side character? Open to horribly mangled or made to love slave.
I meant who won't 3 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Be me licensed professional engineer with medical training as EMT.
These people vote, BTW 6 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
... and have children. Cause damn, mother of the year amiright? MUTHRR... of the year.
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These people vote, BTW 6 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Maybe... maybe we really DO need to test for and apply for a license to vote.
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It is super mature 4 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
The name was not his mistake. Thus to quote the prophet: "I apologize for nothing."
Brought to you by the witch of envy 9 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Then envy would be jealous and wrath would be upset.
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Devil went down to Georgia 5 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
So if I gamble, make sure the stakes are super high and God will give me free pass. GOT IT.
New hire wage 6 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Only real downside is the hats I have to wear. Boss is an ass-hat, his assistant is a half-assed-hat. Couple of other people use their hats for cereal bowls, and some wear helmets for safety when what they need is a good hard knock up the side of the head.
New hire wage 6 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Every hour I work for state of TX, is an hour they pay towards retirement. I can full retire in 13 years or less if keep getting promoted and buy years just prior.
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Built differently 6 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Yes.. (o o )... ( o o)... butter
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It is super mature 4 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Any person who says this and means it is a psychopathological killer and should be both feared and respected ... couple of donuts would help your survival too.
Devil went down to Georgia 5 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Ha ha ol' John boy! I already got yer soul for the sin of pride AND greed.
Brought to you by the witch of envy 9 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
November = gluttony, January = sloth, December = envy, April = greed (taxes, rebates and weddings), August = wrath (heat), October = lust (sexy pumpkin)
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New hire wage 6 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
If people wanting higher wage like that wait long enough the companies will be forced to pay new hires with no experience the same as CEO. I already do the work of 6 people in my position and it just makes me respect Wally from Dilbert comics much more for his ability to abate being fired for being indispensable.
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Built differently 6 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Yes, but slightly lower, and not with a knife, and repeatedly if she's nice lady. (That's what ya call innuendo (in you end though)).
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Ah, my favorite revolutionary/pirate 5 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
..and his name is John (Paul Jones) CENA!!!
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Canadians have to say sorry 6 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
(Polite Texan).. maybe I am Canadian...
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Cold weather is better than hot weather 5 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Minus 10C to 46C (lowest to highest) I've seen in Central Texas.
Built differently 6 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Does he have sister?
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Hard for me to decide between samurai and vikings :/ 2 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
At 18 they WERE middle aged.
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*Google how to hoard electricity* 10 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Hmm, so solar can't produce at night, nuclear down for repairs and no real backups because aren't building any new ones... water scarcity controls hydro... and wind / geothermal generation is site specific controlling... wooh. If only there were some alternative which could be installed at the dozens of shuttered gas and coal fired power plants across Texas.
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Return ape 5 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
I'm... not sure what to do with this information... use for good (how?) Evil (well, yeah).
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Disney loki trying to copyright Gods 25 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Stupid and so wrong. (Also me: trademarks all random words and little know historical / fictional characters in anticipation of beating Disney to the punch... "Dave" - 2001 Space Odyssey, "Poindexter", "blue" - the color (dang Dupont owns that), "Mando-fact-ian", "peanut butter wookies"..)
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