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Shizo Kanakuri took the whole 'slow and steady' thing a bit too far 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
The race can be over when I cross the finish line!.. Swedish officials: ok, we have a special clock for that, its Swiss.
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If hes real of course 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I detect absolutely zero bias in the words of the bald, Caucasian billionaire who strangely resembles Lex... ... wait damn minute here...
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Damn you!!! ANXIETYYY 2 comments
Kaboom yes 10 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
They would misbehave and get swatted with a ruler made of wood. Then sooth it with a wool bandage and lament being such a fool for being uncool. What a tool.
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What if we use an international standardized system of measurement? 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
SAE is popular because 1 unit of things is convenient and weirdly coincidental to body measurements. One foot is approximately 1 FOOT. A finger is about 1 inch wide. Fahrenheit has smaller units and people can regularly detect 1 degree of change (imagine a measurement system where one unit of the main unit of temp was equivalent to 5C, and someone says just turn the AC up ONE notch). Can anyone common to metric tell me one part of their body which is 1Cm? (I'll wait...)
Romans were really something else 1 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Engineer: "hey Roman dudes, here's a calibrated level stick with plubbob. Just set atop stones and adjust until string is parallel to this line."
I meant who won't 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
..may I be lovable side character? Open to horribly mangled or made to love slave.
I meant who won't 3 comments
These people vote, BTW 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
... and have children. Cause damn, mother of the year amiright? MUTHRR... of the year.
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These people vote, BTW 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Maybe... maybe we really DO need to test for and apply for a license to vote.
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It is super mature 4 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
The name was not his mistake. Thus to quote the prophet: "I apologize for nothing."
Brought to you by the witch of envy 9 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Then envy would be jealous and wrath would be upset.
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Edited 3 years ago
Devil went down to Georgia 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
So if I gamble, make sure the stakes are super high and God will give me free pass. GOT IT.
New hire wage 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Only real downside is the hats I have to wear. Boss is an ass-hat, his assistant is a half-assed-hat. Couple of other people use their hats for cereal bowls, and some wear helmets for safety when what they need is a good hard knock up the side of the head.
New hire wage 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Every hour I work for state of TX, is an hour they pay towards retirement. I can full retire in 13 years or less if keep getting promoted and buy years just prior.
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It is super mature 4 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Any person who says this and means it is a psychopathological killer and should be both feared and respected ... couple of donuts would help your survival too.
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Devil went down to Georgia 5 comments
Brought to you by the witch of envy 9 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
November = gluttony, January = sloth, December = envy, April = greed (taxes, rebates and weddings), August = wrath (heat), October = lust (sexy pumpkin)
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New hire wage 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
If people wanting higher wage like that wait long enough the companies will be forced to pay new hires with no experience the same as CEO. I already do the work of 6 people in my position and it just makes me respect Wally from Dilbert comics much more for his ability to abate being fired for being indispensable.
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Built differently 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Yes, but slightly lower, and not with a knife, and repeatedly if she's nice lady. (That's what ya call innuendo (in you end though)).
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Edited 3 years ago
Ah, my favorite revolutionary/pirate 5 comments