Like the doc said to me after the examination, "That's a great tip you've got" 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I plumbed the discharge from the washing machine to front flower beds. Added second field line to septic to run nearer the live oak trees just in time for 2011 drought, lost 6 trees elsewhere but those were ok.
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Gorillas dismantling poacher traps 18 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Thus heralding the end of the dinosaurs and proving for a third time, "people with ambition, need a little recognition, for the work they did for you yesterday; and if you do not care, who it was that got there, then in the ashes you can play."
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Gorillas dismantling poacher traps 18 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
How little you know. The dinosaurs were killed when one of their great scientists was snubbed for tenure, denied a federal grant, and lost international science award to a young female sauropod who posted her angry rant about global cooling on Facebook. So distraught, he lost touch with reality and expanded to autonomous robotic space travel. Within 10 years his robotic work force had built a utopia upon a near earth asteroid.
As he approached the science center to reveal his accomplishments, he was attacked by a flat earth protest group and killed. Following a "dead man" protocol, the space robots exited to solar system to colonize other worlds. As they passed the kuiper belt, a thrust adjustment satellite was deployed which nudged a large asteroid into impact orbit with earth.
As he approached the science center to reveal his accomplishments, he was attacked by a flat earth protest group and killed. Following a "dead man" protocol, the space robots exited to solar system to colonize other worlds. As they passed the kuiper belt, a thrust adjustment satellite was deployed which nudged a large asteroid into impact orbit with earth.
Gorillas dismantling poacher traps 18 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
People, you are literally debating the intelligence of primates in preference to the stupidity of humans... wake up America!
Gorillas dismantling poacher traps 18 comments
Maybe god made me autistic to protect me from such people 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Time agent supervisor "hey intern, how's it going?" Fine Sir, just doing the little stuff; keeping the autists single so they can focus on work."
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We know, right? 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Sorry but no, there is only 1 Star Wars. It is canonical divided into many chapters or "episodes" with some side stories, but it is the one and only Star Wars.
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Is he the good guy or the bad guy? 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Hey, police defunded and "non-violent" offenders offered parole to ease prison overcrowding; if we all chip in for an Uber and snacks, I say let the Punisher roll.
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Shizo Kanakuri took the whole 'slow and steady' thing a bit too far 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
The race can be over when I cross the finish line!.. Swedish officials: ok, we have a special clock for that, its Swiss.
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If hes real of course 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I detect absolutely zero bias in the words of the bald, Caucasian billionaire who strangely resembles Lex... ... wait damn minute here...
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Damn you!!! ANXIETYYY 2 comments
Kaboom yes 10 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
They would misbehave and get swatted with a ruler made of wood. Then sooth it with a wool bandage and lament being such a fool for being uncool. What a tool.
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What if we use an international standardized system of measurement? 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
SAE is popular because 1 unit of things is convenient and weirdly coincidental to body measurements. One foot is approximately 1 FOOT. A finger is about 1 inch wide. Fahrenheit has smaller units and people can regularly detect 1 degree of change (imagine a measurement system where one unit of the main unit of temp was equivalent to 5C, and someone says just turn the AC up ONE notch). Can anyone common to metric tell me one part of their body which is 1Cm? (I'll wait...)
Romans were really something else 1 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Engineer: "hey Roman dudes, here's a calibrated level stick with plubbob. Just set atop stones and adjust until string is parallel to this line."
I meant who won't 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
..may I be lovable side character? Open to horribly mangled or made to love slave.
I meant who won't 3 comments
These people vote, BTW 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
... and have children. Cause damn, mother of the year amiright? MUTHRR... of the year.
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These people vote, BTW 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Maybe... maybe we really DO need to test for and apply for a license to vote.
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It is super mature 4 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
The name was not his mistake. Thus to quote the prophet: "I apologize for nothing."
Brought to you by the witch of envy 9 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Then envy would be jealous and wrath would be upset.
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Devil went down to Georgia 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
So if I gamble, make sure the stakes are super high and God will give me free pass. GOT IT.
