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This one goes out to all the introverts 4 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
I believe I have found my jam... yes, that's my jam.
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Edited 2 years ago
Chickenshit - cowardly. Bearshit - location based and obvious 12 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
B.O.R.I.S. = Bovine Oral Rectal Inversion Syndrome - condition where everything that comes out of a person's mouth is bullshit (lies)
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Live long, and stumble sleepily through your house 14 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
I'm gonna do like that paranormal research couple from "The Conjuring" and spend retirement collecting occult and clearly haunted items which i shall dispense to deserving cents and politicians or else find means to unbind spirits from objects to let them roam free. Because the world needs to relearn fear of the dark.
Pls no hurt me 10 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
Hitler & Mousollini literally threatened the pope into delivering a papal bull declaring the German Italian aggression as accepted by the Catholic church in order to keep all the good Catholic boys in uniform fighting the nasty protestants and degenerate Americans.
What kind of snake is this 27 comments
Pls no hurt me 10 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
@creativedragonbaby Ah, but we CAN separate from those religions which claim that THEIR God created only the Earth and / or that it is flat. Simply by leaving Earth and those people behind. "Oh your God says the vacuum of space is an illusion? Preach from the air lock. (ffffwwpppp)".
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What kind of snake is this 27 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
Shape of the head says eats fish, frog & mice (potentially venomous). Do NOT put into your pants, not even to make huge joke. More info required: 1. What region specifically (state or large city area)? 2. How did you catch it? 3. Aggressive? 4. Was it cold when you caught it? 5. Where is it now? Wasn't it in that bucket? Honey, where's the bucket that was on the table in the garage?
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Pls no hurt me 10 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
Yyyeahh.. sorry, that's actually supposed to read "anyone with a brain" not just 'atheists. Tell ya what, name 1 war NOT led, finance, influenced, or caused by religion.... I'll wait.
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Choose your quirk 14 comments
What a fun childhood 10 comments
Celtic colors of handfasting 4 comments
inspectora
· 2 years ago
Notice no bad traits so decided to add some: magenta: chaos, opportunity from suffering, tacos but only pork...; seafoam: confusion and inappropriate laughter / drunkardness; beige: mother-in-lawdyness, frustration, waiting on email response; copper: 9th dimensional thought, migraines, ability to schedule meetings.
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Hold that finger 9 comments
The Netflix ATLA adaptation is going to suck 7 comments
Crime is bad, m'kay? 10 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I'm from Texas (I know, don't start) where there is a law on the books for decades now which limits the number of dildos a person may own... it's 5.. any more and it's presumed you're going to try to sell them. Guns... no limit.
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These are confusing times 9 comments
Nah, it'll be fine 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Individually wrap the cookies and add a seed pack or hard, inedible rind to the outside which has to be disposed of and we'll see how things even out.
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The Netflix ATLA adaptation is going to suck 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Yeah, I mean... well... at least NORTHERN water tribe since southern is all populated by foreign scientists.
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