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Say one sentence that would trigger someone in any fanbase 22 comments
inspectora · 15 weeks ago
Ok, credit where due but THAT is going too far.
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This is why I have trust issues 5 comments
inspectora · 15 weeks ago
Someone is trying to disinfect the holy water bowl and filled it with hydrogen peroxide and forgot to remove it after... also, good prank.
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imagine 4 comments
inspectora · 15 weeks ago
Mmm, also... if I eat 3 pounds of ribs and you eat 12 oz of kale, do YOU gain 7 pounds? If so, them are GOOOD ribs.
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Right? 11 comments
inspectora · 15 weeks ago
This is where the aliens get abducted.
How is an unvaccinated person like a writing desk? And other nonsensical riddles 19 comments
inspectora · 15 weeks ago
Damn, now I gotta do a bump notification.
Diabetes, wrist cut, complications from pregnancy, etc... none are communicable. You get Diabetes doesn't mean the bus driver for the elementary school catches it from you because you coughed. ... and ALL vaccines are experimental. Always have been. NONE have EVER prevented catching a disease as NONE are 100% effective. They just improve immune response to lower effects and thus reduce spread. That is literally their only job. Vaccines are just immune system Facebook telling your cells who to hate. And similarly, side effects may vary.
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I can’t decide 9 comments
inspectora · 15 weeks ago
@memesgobrrr you're the guy who sees a stripper in a movie and says "pfft, this shoes with THAT bra? I don't think so honey."
How is an unvaccinated person like a writing desk? And other nonsensical riddles 19 comments
inspectora · 15 weeks ago
Its not like deodorant either... Did infected people spread the plague? Did infected people spread spanish flu (which actually originated at an army base in Kansas)? Did infected people spread ANY infectious disease? Those who take precautions get no benefit from those actions, only costs and blame. Those whom have to work around the sick, are at highest risk of being infected. ... just so tired of it all... maybe George Carlin was right, stupidity is the plague of 20th/21st century. No one knows what's right, only that everyone else is wrong.
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I can’t decide 9 comments
inspectora · 15 weeks ago
Booooooooootttttttttthhhhhhhhhuh
How is an unvaccinated person like a writing desk? And other nonsensical riddles 19 comments
inspectora · 15 weeks ago
@famousone... bluelagoon has a book? Hardcover or digital?
@xvarnah no one will ever say that.
3. I wonder if it was AIDS in the 80s, and airborne contageous... would we still be discussing as such? How about this, if you get sick from COVID and ARE valued, insurance pays, if not, you pay 100% your bill, plus anyone who contact traces to you, AND emotional suffering of health care workers. Sound fair?
Emotional Engagement for children 7 comments
inspectora · 15 weeks ago
I'm in this post and I don't like it.
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Get your French fry looking ass out of here 1 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
A... sleep? Is this a thing I'm too tired to understand?
This one goes out to all the introverts 4 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
I believe I have found my jam... yes, that's my jam.
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On this day eight years ago someone sewed a fried egg into a shirt 7 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
WHAT YEAR IS IT?!?
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Chickenshit - cowardly. Bearshit - location based and obvious 12 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
B.O.R.I.S. = Bovine Oral Rectal Inversion Syndrome - condition where everything that comes out of a person's mouth is bullshit (lies)
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Chickenshit - cowardly. Bearshit - location based and obvious 12 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
Dog shit - not in my yard
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Live long, and stumble sleepily through your house 14 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
I'm gonna do like that paranormal research couple from "The Conjuring" and spend retirement collecting occult and clearly haunted items which i shall dispense to deserving cents and politicians or else find means to unbind spirits from objects to let them roam free. Because the world needs to relearn fear of the dark.
Pls no hurt me 10 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
Hitler & Mousollini literally threatened the pope into delivering a papal bull declaring the German Italian aggression as accepted by the Catholic church in order to keep all the good Catholic boys in uniform fighting the nasty protestants and degenerate Americans.
What kind of snake is this 27 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
Thou shalt not quote FMJ in reference to actual herps.
Live long, and stumble sleepily through your house 14 comments
inspectora · 16 weeks ago
Millennial? I'm an X-er... and that sounds like heaven.
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Retro 17 comments
inspectora · 17 weeks ago
Same, Atari 2600... still got it.
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Just a reminder, there are more than just the two stooges on the ballot. 56 comments
inspectora · 17 weeks ago
It's 2021 and I'm only seeing this NOW!
Pls no hurt me 10 comments
inspectora · 17 weeks ago
@creativedragonbaby Ah, but we CAN separate from those religions which claim that THEIR God created only the Earth and / or that it is flat. Simply by leaving Earth and those people behind. "Oh your God says the vacuum of space is an illusion? Preach from the air lock. (ffffwwpppp)".
What kind of snake is this 27 comments
inspectora · 18 weeks ago
That's racist.
What kind of snake is this 27 comments
inspectora · 18 weeks ago
Shape of the head says eats fish, frog & mice (potentially venomous). Do NOT put into your pants, not even to make huge joke. More info required: 1. What region specifically (state or large city area)? 2. How did you catch it? 3. Aggressive? 4. Was it cold when you caught it? 5. Where is it now? Wasn't it in that bucket? Honey, where's the bucket that was on the table in the garage?
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Pls no hurt me 10 comments
inspectora · 18 weeks ago
Yyyeahh.. sorry, that's actually supposed to read "anyone with a brain" not just 'atheists. Tell ya what, name 1 war NOT led, finance, influenced, or caused by religion.... I'll wait.