Closest pass... that we know of.

Lufthansa once denied me and my family to board a plane which was still at the gate and flight crew hadn't boarded yet simply because we were 3 minutes late crossing the entire airport to get from our connecting flight. Spent 11 hours in airport waiting for next flight (delayed due to weather) , causing us to miss third connecting flight from Newark to Houston. I summoned a curse upon the airline and the gate attendant. 1 year later Super-storm Sandy flooded the Lufthansa gate and 11 planes in Newark. Wish I knew this power earlier.

Team up with losers.

Aww, am sad now.

Queen Elizabeth had better get affairs in order, the great old ones are beginning to fall.

All roads lead to Rome... (me) gets there... door's locked.

I am on the naughty list because I don't have a social network for the locking isolation dungeon I have to wear a new one and I don't have a social worker that I have now fully abandoned looking for.

Thank you lemon peel.

.. and whom shall voice the purple or grey characters? HMMMM?

The mainstream media cannot report all the facts until they are told how it will affect their political stances on various subjects.

May I also has boobies as eye mask so nasty sleep destroying lights don't wake me?