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I'm not struggling with depression. Depression is struggling with me. 18 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
This pleases us greatly. Yes, war against your own head voices. Cowards they are. Strong one becomes when the dark side has failed to test you.
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When you test positive for a life threatening condition .. 7 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Infected with sexually transmitted parasite. 9 month typical gestation period.
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What do you call them 18 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Thermographic close up of a cherry freshly out of a mouth, zoomed in to 10x, using iron bow color palate.
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Slap some wings on that cow! 4 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
System breaks down around Mach 1.1
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Be like Harriet Tubman 8 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
I can hear this picture saying "come with me if you want to live free."
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When Mr steal-yo-gf is hustling your girl 7 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Statement fails to account for additional delays, acceleration/ deceleration from /to stations, maintenance of the way, signal and slow orders, delays due to traffic (rail only assumed), track & time, and delays if engine crew is continuing from previous trip and will exceed their mandated 10 hour maximum working hours before required rest.
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Good news, everyone! 2 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Closest pass... that we know of.
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M.I.C 6 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Sharks in space with frickin' lazers on their heads.
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German customer service & state of IT in a nutshell 5 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Lufthansa once denied me and my family to board a plane which was still at the gate and flight crew hadn't boarded yet simply because we were 3 minutes late crossing the entire airport to get from our connecting flight. Spent 11 hours in airport waiting for next flight (delayed due to weather) , causing us to miss third connecting flight from Newark to Houston. I summoned a curse upon the airline and the gate attendant. 1 year later Super-storm Sandy flooded the Lufthansa gate and 11 planes in Newark. Wish I knew this power earlier.
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Camo 9 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Bear(s). Plural.. there are 3.
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Camo 9 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Psst, well yeah, there's 3 bears in that pic... can you NOT see them?
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Camo 9 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
See that twig in the water.. ninja bear scuba.
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The doors of the Pantheon 18 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
The irony abounds.
The doors of the Pantheon 18 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Then you should know that a well planned and built device is easier to repair and maintain. "My leige, may we NOT use the finest bronze for thine door, copper shall last many times our lives and tis cheaper." "Back Satan, bronze is what hath been spec'd and tis shall be. I curse thee, may yee die upon the day this door is felled.".. old tour guide: "or, at least that's how the story goes. Door still stands... I am soooo tired."
The doors of the Pantheon 18 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
I sense sarcasm at the true science of Maintenance Engineering. May everything you rely upon to work when it is wanted fail for one week.
Seriously! What's wrong with them? 12 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Aww, am sad now.
The invincible is not invincible 7 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
God actually better watch out too.
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The invincible is not invincible 7 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Queen Elizabeth had better get affairs in order, the great old ones are beginning to fall.
The doors of the Pantheon 18 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
All roads lead to Rome... (me) gets there... door's locked.
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Dragon Bankers 3 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Baby dragons teethe relentlessly, very painful. So mothers give soft gold for them to chew upon. Added benefit is the antibacterial properties and the elements mixed in gold like osmium and iridium contribute to fledgling's nervous system development.
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I'm on the Naughty List Because Predictive Text Game 46 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
I too am curious b/c I have not written of these plans upon anything internet connected, only begun design on Microstation to determine optimal dimensions and general cost.
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Love yous! 13 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Let the hatred flow through you..
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I'm on the Naughty List Because Predictive Text Game 46 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
I am on the naughty list because I don't have a social network for the locking isolation dungeon I have to wear a new one and I don't have a social worker that I have now fully abandoned looking for.
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Precision Marksmanship 6 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Is that a threat or an offer?
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