She is the they whom aught be the her.

(Entire town dissappear in fog, seiging army beset by plague, a lone bruha walks among the dying to find one soldier gasping for air) "we knew you were coming.." 'Impossible, (gasp) how (gasp)... noone expects the Spanish Inquisition...'

(40 min later, human still has not realized its a 1980s television. Keeps swearing and asking someone ... maybe me... why there are so many red wires.)

I have no life, therefore shall never die. (For how do you kill, that which does not live?)

Naked tacos for the reception?

Congratulations!

It's been... 1 week since ya looked at me...

To judge how badly Taco Bell or your addiction to butt plugs has ruined you?

Man invented tentacle porn... man -1.

Smiles in engineer (but looks around first to assure not seen approving nerd content). Good job.

... of any sort.

Then this is not actually an accomplishment.

Or not hourly surrounded by all which makes you horny...