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The breadbasket of Russia 8 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
...and the Swiss flag is lily white innocence surrounded by a sea of blood. Seems like the cross should be gold rather than white.
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The breadbasket of Russia 8 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
... also beer... and liquor... beef. It's "kinda" like America under attack. Which explains why America doesn't want to send troops.
The hero we need 2 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
A.P. story reads "Young American killed by Russian forces while defending storefront in kiev".
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The breadbasket of Russia 8 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
He will try.
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Everyone's a geopolitical expert when hashtags get involved 1 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Ukrainian soldatnitzia Domme spanking Russian tank commdandantski. "Yuu have been a bad invader to Ukraine. Must punish." "DA! Da! I hff been so bad, punishe me Domminitza! Step on my cubes".
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Rules are just social constructs 5 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Which therapist is this? Think I found my spirit animal.
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Fit for fight 14 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Ooh, picture a clan of meme lords taunting a gym Chad. Impressing upon him his lack of physique and sexual prowess until he tears a glute trying to ass press a bus to impress females. "HA HA HA, foolish Chad! Your vanity hath played into our trap. Now we shall quest upon the comfy gym mats."
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Fit for fight 14 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Go without me brother, my meat is unfit. No, really, if I exercise too much, muscles in my arms expand and truly, literally, literally cut off circulation to my hands. I am freak, hear me mew!
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Fit for fight 14 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
I'm only trying to lose weight to be less a burden upon those to carry my casket ... I am ... I believe the word is ... thik..? Husky for us over 40. Heavy but only belly fat.
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Fit for fight 14 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Your tactics confuse and frighten me, sir.
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I see dead people 2 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Power mobile meat suit.
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Fit for fight 14 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Is there some racist fight league to accommodate point #5? "In this corner, believing his skin color guarantees his providence from God to rule all the sluts... rrrrrrRodddddnnneeeeyyyy! ...and in this corner, just wanting to play D&D with his friends in peace.. Tran, the Abbysmal of the Obsidian Order!."
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You do what you need 8 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Armorer of the woodland faeyren and critters. Squirrel in plate armor, raccoon in chain mail, armadillo with side mounted .38 cal twin guns... snek in a flak jacket.
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It's true, they do 10 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
@sca.. ahem... @..man.. (oo) .. um.. @dingo? Even if I am the most worthless piece of trash in the world ... and that is asking a LOT considering the world.. I've helped people. They bitched when I did, they bitched after... their family and friends bitched and some threatened me. But.. one man, literally told everyone he met, that I saved his life. Stage 4 cancer, 104 fever, just wanted to die. I sat in his living room watching MASH with him until he finally gave in because I wouldn't leave until he went to hospital to treat the infection. He lived 4 more years, got sober, worked to pay his family out of debt... left them a little nest egg. That man treated me better than my own family, so I will never regret doing that job (vol fire fighter/ emt). If I am nothing but cannon fodder, at least I can take the bullet that would've killed another. So I keep standing against that wall. No one can knock me down but me; and I try... but I keep getting up, because have more people to save.
Exoplanets 21 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
So Chicago, Amsterdam, South side of Chicago and Vladivostok.
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A Visual Riddle 7 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Socialist insect symbolizing socialism, all seeing eye symbolizing government surveillance, completely unrelated weather happenstance, the media.
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Good boi 4 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
He wears the mask of the fire luchador.. dare not gaze upon him with discontent, lest ye feel the suplex of doom he lays unto the unjust and wicked.
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It's true, they do 10 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
(Doubles down on self loathing and hatred) mutters-"stupid internet... I'LL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I CAN SELF HATE!"
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Force choke could be handy 9 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Ah.. but man and wife are made one in the eyes of the force.
Force choke could be handy 9 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Wait, so... sith could have long.. happy marriages?
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Force choke could be handy 9 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Jedi slut is therefore an acceptable status.
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How is this the same mandalorian 1 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Little bit autistic, highly specialized knowledge in one field while general knowledge on commonplace subjects is lacking.
Don't work harder than you get payed 5 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Kids, take note... THAT ... is how you negotiate salary. Just be sure you $30 per hour work is good enough to earn it and your personality isn't so conflicting to make the $45 per hour people demand you go.
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SW day 35 5 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
When did the camera guy die? I missed that.
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Fred stands in silence 7 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
"Gee golly Mr. Frodo, I sure do hope nothing unsavory befalls us..."
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