Obvious solution is to stop lending money for people to go to college. No loans made, no loans to repay. Scholarships for students whom earn it academically (not for sports, they can get paid for use of their likeness and licensure).
Start multiple not for profit colleges to take in the rest especially online colleges to allow those whom cannot move or take time off from work / life to earn degree.

Believe this is actually "what Bill Gates' money could buy." Because who would buy 101 superbowl ads?

Vulcan who decides logic is acceptable but decides to study emotion by becoming a stripper (note no mention of gender, male or female Vulcan stripper would be of note)

What? They still sell these on Amazon...

Your reverse psychology won't work on me jedi-wannabe. (Locks door and loosens restraints).

He's too dangerous to be left alive.

Free punch to the face if they say "I ride my bicycle and it is the only medication I need."

He can do Tai chi and resist the motions / stances against his own muscles.

Policy, unsupported by facts and careful observations, lead to suffering of the people and the politician who enacted it went on to long career. Cats in Europe met the same fate as were associated with witchcraft. Then plague carried by fleas upon rats were without natural control measures.

Constant effort to fix things correctly, not just cheap or fast but a lasting fix so thing never feels broken again.

Clearly would only affect the newly born generations, those already born would be resistant to change. Thus why old men are leading surge in CO2. To spite the women whom said the men were not enough for her.

Times like this, I ponder the song by En vogue, "Never Gonna Get it."