InspectorA

inspectora


— InspectorA Report User
This has kept me going in difficult times 2 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Once I took 24 hydrocodone pills (500 MG each) only to discover that, like my mother, I am resistant to most opioids... constipated for 3 days. Should have pooped in the woods when it finally came; too hard, big & dry to flush. Like block of wood. Do NOT recommend.
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Dammit, Marilyn! Not in front of the Democratic Party! 2 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Sure but.. what if... and hear me out... Jackie had leaned over and said "she's cute."
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siuuuuuuuu 10 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
YOU KILLED THAT GUY! ... "Well, you killed 'that' guy..." no no, he refused to surrender to my AUTHORITAE! and was "processed" away from further violent insurrection.
"Noooo, you Killed, that guy... "
(Skkrk) 2317 dispatch, I'm gonna need backup.
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Exactly how is this dude holding that drum?? 9 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Step four, shrink away quickly as she approaches box with two ferrets and roll of packing tape.
Reject humanity 1 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
...from egg? ... but ... but milk....?..?
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I can suck my own dic 3 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Anyone can walk through walls, they're called DOORS.
siuuuuuuuu 10 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Think Russia got busu getting out of rookie numbers on Feb 24, 2022.
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siuuuuuuuu 10 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Stats are sus as hell when you see China in blue... must be the "reported murders by citizens" only.
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Exactly how is this dude holding that drum?? 9 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Round peg, square hole
Unspoiled 4 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Is it possible to learn this power? ... "Not from a western culture."
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Like .. D'oh! 9 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Wow, that's like... some real conspiracy theory stuff right there.
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Like .. D'oh! 9 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
So... it's popular because it's popular? You ok guest? This seems ... idk.. like you're just using the easy button.
Also, green dong b/c Hulk smash.
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Like .. D'oh! 9 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Almost nothing in marketing world for adults is purple. So, color associates to activity an if you glance something purple in your living room while walking to the door to let guests in... you may pause to check what that thing may be.. and the connotations of it being seen. ... depending on the friends, that is.
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Lol 5 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Giant lobster bib
I suck at writing titles 9 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Obvious solution is to stop lending money for people to go to college. No loans made, no loans to repay. Scholarships for students whom earn it academically (not for sports, they can get paid for use of their likeness and licensure).
Start multiple not for profit colleges to take in the rest especially online colleges to allow those whom cannot move or take time off from work / life to earn degree.
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Froggo Fun R #98 - Contemplate the Raindrops 4 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Rain is when noone else is out and will bother you. Rain time is best time.
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Also, drink some water. You need it. 3 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
My bumper stickers on my back window are the only accreditation I need. OBEY ME!
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Bill Gates' Receipt 2 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Believe this is actually "what Bill Gates' money could buy." Because who would buy 101 superbowl ads?
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Klingon therapy 2 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Vulcan who decides logic is acceptable but decides to study emotion by becoming a stripper (note no mention of gender, male or female Vulcan stripper would be of note)
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It's a lost art 10 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
What? They still sell these on Amazon...
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Star Kinky Wars 2 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Your reverse psychology won't work on me jedi-wannabe. (Locks door and loosens restraints).
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Fillosuffee 10 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Calling yourself an individual in public is declaring yourself to be in a box. You can be an individual, but if you post that somewhere, you're now an "individual-ist" (of, or being part of the group of individuals) ... like "lone-gunmen" or "sole-survivors".
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Fillosuffee 10 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Can't burn him, bad for environment.
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Fillosuffee 10 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
He's too dangerous to be left alive.
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Potatoes! 1 comments
inspectora · 2 years ago
Free punch to the face if they say "I ride my bicycle and it is the only medication I need."
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