Here comes Bernie Sanders with a steel chair!

Can't get the parts.

Hmmm, got hoarde of pacifist ents to rage against Isengard like eco-terrorists, including destroying a dam (check). Destabilizing government by driving king mad with grief at death if son (check). Beer and multiple meals per day with bill paid by others (check). Uses clandestine communication system to call for military aide without consent of the monarchy (check). Actually beat the bad guy? (Hmmm, does not jive)

Eat the roach, gain its power.

Yes, they don't have money there either.

The sarcastic respons is actually quite arousing.

...and as a result I'm aspregic, alone, perpetually afraid to connect with people and unwilling to voice opinions because I'm already hated for being a success due to insane hard work fueled by lack of social life (or any life for that matter). I'm not considerate because of trauma, I'm considerate because I'm not allowed to choose just like everything else.

Sounds like fun on a bun.

Reese Witherspoon · William Shatner · Keegan-Michael Key · Cole Hauser

"Well, you see Miss Prick... oh, sorry is it pronounced 'dick'? ... Oh 'wee-ner'.. how quaint. Oh? 'Whiner' .. that right? No... I'm just gonna call you crazy lady.

May I identify as tantalum? High strength and heat resistance, fantastic electromagnetic Flux capacity, but just a tad denser than most metals...

Trans. (Puddy tat widda peepee)

10/10... would drown so happy

(Time travels to time traveller's departure point) (racks shotgun) - "get back to your own time or SO HELP MEEEEE!"

Don't kink shame.

Alternately, in the interest of NOT skinning everyone alive... maybe... bodyapint? I call dibbs on Hulk green, but will settle for devil red. (Interested in meeting Mystique blue)