Aliens!

FOOLS! DO YOU NOT REALIZE!... we can sell 1/10th pound hamburgers to these people and still they will buy because math... MATH is stupid, but they are smortz. They will become skinny due to malnutrition and healthier because we'll supplement with more veggies.

Eshiops! Hannibal is invading! "To arms my brothers, we shall spell him back unto the sea from whence they come!" .. no no, they're coming over the mountains. ... (oo) "how high are you right now?" ... they're riding WAR ELEPHANTS!... (00) "ok, no one has EVER said this to a Roman before but... we need to talk about your drug and alcohol abuse..."

Stars are just stellar dumpster fires

First thought to last question would be '... a lot.

Here comes Bernie Sanders with a steel chair!

Can't get the parts.

Hmmm, got hoarde of pacifist ents to rage against Isengard like eco-terrorists, including destroying a dam (check). Destabilizing government by driving king mad with grief at death if son (check). Beer and multiple meals per day with bill paid by others (check). Uses clandestine communication system to call for military aide without consent of the monarchy (check). Actually beat the bad guy? (Hmmm, does not jive)

Eat the roach, gain its power.

Yes, they don't have money there either.

The sarcastic respons is actually quite arousing.

...and as a result I'm aspregic, alone, perpetually afraid to connect with people and unwilling to voice opinions because I'm already hated for being a success due to insane hard work fueled by lack of social life (or any life for that matter). I'm not considerate because of trauma, I'm considerate because I'm not allowed to choose just like everything else.

Sounds like fun on a bun.

Reese Witherspoon · William Shatner · Keegan-Michael Key · Cole Hauser

"Well, you see Miss Prick... oh, sorry is it pronounced 'dick'? ... Oh 'wee-ner'.. how quaint. Oh? 'Whiner' .. that right? No... I'm just gonna call you crazy lady.